capntrips > eliptical orbit ftw

Matabareta > gf
ItsmeHcK1 > gf
Nick Nockemout > gf
Suleiman Shouaa > gf
Valgore Meurte > gf
Arteriamus > gf
Suleiman Shouaa > Did your domi have stabs btw?
capntrips > Negative
capntrips > That fucking stilleto -_-
Bourreau > :P
capntrips > eliptical orbit ftw

Fleet Wolf Sighting

The Methatron > thank you so much

EVE System > Channel changed to Fliet Local Channel
Bourreau > lol
Martok Kahless > lucky
Bourreau > skillllllsssss
Bourreau > bai
Martok Kahless > truly
...
EVE System > Channel changed to Heydiles Local Channel
Bourreau > good work
Bourreau > another sweet kill for fw blob
The Methatron > thank you so much
Bourreau > need more ships imo
The Methatron > yes
The Methatron > your tank is too good
Bourreau > maybe that thanatos you killed pajamas exequor in
Bourreau > was pretty lol

In which cheers were offered.

BigNtall > "Combat Boosters - Guarunteed to Make your Hair 10% thicker and your Teeth 12% Whiter" This Message brought to you by the Interstellar Drug Agency
EVE System > Channel changed to Hevrice Local Channel
capntrips > oh fuck me
capntrips > I need to stop drinking and playing eve
Bourreau > gf
capntrips > travelling just doens't suit me
capntrips > ha
capntrips > seriousyl?
capntrips > you call that a fight?
capntrips > nice catch tho
Bourreau > duck hunt maybe
capntrips > my own damn fault
capntrips > was packin' a bowl
capntrips > lol
Bourreau > srry man, come back and I'll give you a 1v1 in frigs or somethin
Bourreau > if you like
capntrips > ha
capntrips > you got your catch man
Bourreau > kk
capntrips > take it, be proud
Bourreau > please come again
Bourreau > :D
capntrips > lool
capntrips > I was on my way to null sec
capntrips > I've done this before
capntrips > haha
Bourreau > fly reckless o/
Bourreau > errr wreckless
capntrips > you know I do
Bourreau > ;)
capntrips > did the cloak survive?
Bourreau > nope
capntrips > sheety
Bourreau > I'ma smoke a bowl for you trips
capntrips > haha
Bourreau > in your honor
capntrips > cheers man
Bourreau > cheers

The Evidence.

Lucky Bastard

I just knocked on wood, picked a four leaf clover and killed a rabbit for its foot. Been a hell of a ride and its only getting better.

Old man star can be a lot of fun. There are plenty of ships around to shoot at and be shot by and of course the inevitable question of who's baiting whom. After some initial successes it was put forth that we try oms with our frigate heavy gang. What the hell, I thought. Why not? I can't fly the same ship forever.

The gang found a few ships initially. Surprisingly there were two dramiels. We happened upon them several times but couldn't engage them as their pilots skillfully kept more than 20km away and at extreme speed.

There were a few ganks as well, nothing really worth mentioning. Someone spotted a ship inside the faction war mission that had sprung up. After an initial failed tackle we set a bait at the complex.

As anyone knows once you set a bait in old man star you can expect something to come and bite. In this case the something came in the form of a hurricane and vagabond. This combination proved lethal to our frigates and eventually the bait itself, which happened to be the largest ship we had brought.

Somehow I managed to burn out to 20km from the cane and vaga with my afterburner and warp out with around 1/4 shield remaining. My guess is they were preoccupied eating the bait.
Dodged that bullet.

Then today whilst scouting out some lowsec systems I had an unfortunate run in with a crow at a gate camp. He pointed me before I could warp and I was forced to burn back to the gate and escape the massive gank squad in structure.

'A Whaling We Shall Go'

I find it difficult to fully appreciate the irony of naming an orca "Free Willie". What a terrible movie. Future generations will trace the decline of western civilization to it's release. It should come as no surprise that only a truly deranged or idiotic individual would name his ship such.

However, it takes a truly special mind to blindly fly that same orca through lowsec. Looking back its hard for me to say whether our victim was simply mind-bending-ly daft or harbored more bizarre motivations. I believe its safe to say we did as he asked and freed willie from its mortal coil.

Glory goes to Egret for the smack down.