Exitiale > You know I enjoy tuskers, I realy do, long as its not in missions.

EVE System > Channel changed to Adirain Local Channel
Ginger Lynn > You can depart now boys =)
Tressin Khiyne > lol @ the rough necks calling in guardians to stop the evil rifter
Bourreau > nice choice of ships
Tressin Khiyne > you guys are supper pro
Tressin Khiyne > o/
Exitiale > \o
Exitiale > pvp ship vs pve ship, not even a fight ever =)
Tressin Khiyne > oh hush domi vs rifter
Shargrosso > gf
Tressin Khiyne > gf
Shargrosso > ?
Tressin Khiyne > oops
Bourreau > lol
Tressin Khiyne > well, not really
Bourreau > tressin you noob
Tressin Khiyne > GF rough necks
Exitiale > Not rough necks =)
Tressin Khiyne > ah, spiritus
Tressin Khiyne > you know who you are
Exitiale > You know I enjoy tuskers, I realy do, long as its not in missions. =)

Our daring duo went on to tackle a drake just before dt...

EVE System > Channel MOTD: Hello, one or more members of The Tuskers are prepared to destroy your vessel. Should you wish to pay a ransom to save your ship, please do the following immediately:
1. Turn off all modules (including guns, missile launchers, webbers, scrams, etc.) and recall all drones. Stop your ship.
2. From the time a ransom amount appears below, you will have 30 seconds to pay the amount specified. Right-click the picture of the pirate stating our demands and select "give money" to do this.
If you do not comply immediately, we will re-open fire on your vessel. If we get nervous for any reason we will re-open fire on your vessel.

Tressin Khiyne > howdy
Tressin Khiyne > we will require 40 mil for theship, sir
Tressin Khiyne > you can pay to me
Shillowska > i dont have that much
Tressin Khiyne > how much do you have?
Shillowska > about 20 mln
Tressin Khiyne > 20 will do, please stop shooting
Tressin Khiyne > pay to me and you'll be set free
Shillowska > done
Tressin Khiyne > have fun sir
Bourreau > thank you sir
Bourreau > /emote tips his hat

Ceci n'est pas une Dramiel

Bourreau > so piranha, we need to talk

Piranha Security > plex?
Piranha Security > he's coming after me
Shadaroth > where are you
Bourreau > lol, fair fight?
Piranha Security > by the gate
Shadaroth > bourrie darling come and get me
Piranha Security > h'es 100km out
Bourreau > not really feeling ishkur vs stiletto
Shadaroth > aww =(
Piranha Security > is it safe to kill the red guys?
Bourreau > you're too competent for that mismatch ;)
Shadaroth > safe is a relative term
Shadaroth > ty ;)
Piranha Security > does it make your standing drop if you shoot the red first?
Shadaroth > if you can kill him, your standing will go up
Bourreau > yes, by all means, kill me
Piranha Security > i'm back near the gate, 100 out
Piranha Security > he's in a t2 ship
Piranha Security > theres no chance
Shadaroth > you never know
Shadaroth > you're both about the same age
Bourreau > 2v1 it wouldn't matter what ship I have
Shadaroth > i wont get involved, promise =D
Shadaroth > my quiet little system is fillin up
Bourreau > yea wth
Bourreau > no sense of sport apparently
Shadaroth > some squids in here the other day, black ops warped into here
Br0kenmachine > hi guys
Shadaroth > o/
Br0kenmachine > oh.. just stay away from him piranha, he'll kill you
Br0kenmachine > did he attack you or something?
Piranha Security > No
Bourreau > QQ
Bourreau > maybe he wants me to kill him
Bourreau > maybe he really likes that
Shadaroth > could be!
Shadaroth > aw man
Shadaroth > i hate it when the plex has no loot
Bourreau > indeed
Piranha Security > plex?
Br0kenmachine > the serpentis drug store
Shadaroth > that drugstore on your overview
Bourreau > although it sometimes has DAREDEVIL BPC
Piranha Security > o
Shadaroth > i looted a dd bpc one off a shadow serp spawn last week, was great
Bourreau > oh man!
Shadaroth > never gotten one in a plex tho
Bourreau > lucky guy
Br0kenmachine > I just want the jaspet
Shadaroth > yah, figured it was a sign, went ahead and built it
Bourreau > jaspet? lol
Shadaroth > rofl
Br0kenmachine > this is why i do not come in here piranha
Piranha Security > why?
Br0kenmachine > i hate you
Shadaroth > LOL
Piranha Security > :)
Bourreau > carebears....
Shadaroth > well okay then
Shadaroth > you guys fly safe o7
Br0kenmachine > yeah, you too
Piranha Security > Serpentis?
Br0kenmachine > no, i'm going back
Bourreau > thats the one
Piranha Security > yyyyyyyyyy
Piranha Security > wait!!
Br0kenmachine > bye
Piranha Security > well crap, that sucks
Bourreau > back to just you and me
Piranha Security > gulp
Bourreau > time to learn
Piranha Security > will u b my friend?
Bourreau > for 20m
Piranha Security > for how long?
Bourreau > all day
Piranha Security > i can't get close enough
Bourreau > 20m
Piranha Security > rockets suck
Bourreau > yea kinda
Bourreau > active shield eh?
Piranha Security > bad?
Bourreau > eh, sort of
A short while later...
Bourreau > o/
Bourreau > so piranha, we need to talk
Bourreau > that fit was not good at all
Bourreau > I will give you a better one
Piranha Security > yeah, it didn't even scratch you!!!
Piranha Security > u almost got my pod!!!
Bourreau > did I?
Piranha Security > i don't know, i didn't stick around to see
Bourreau > here you go
Bourreau > http://www.rifterdrifter.com/rifter-pvp-guide/
Piranha Security > what kind of fitting?
Bourreau > its all in there
Bourreau > frigate pvp 101
Bourreau > there are a few rifter fits in there
Piranha Security > i have some reading to do
Bourreau > o/
Bourreau > enjoy
Piranha Security > thanks!
Bourreau > np m8
Bourreau > take care
Piranha Security > u2

Fleet Wolf Sighting

Wren O7 > lol what a fair fight

EVE System > Channel changed to Oto Local Channel

Bourreau > o/ wren
Wren O7 > 07
Bourreau > seems a bit unfair
Bourreau > but I suppose I should expect that
Wren O7 > heh dont try to run 2/10
Bourreau > thats not it
Wren O7 > and ull have a fair fight)
Bourreau > would that be like kupoB's fair fight?
Bourreau > aka 1v2
KupoB > 1 vs 1
Bourreau > lol, right
KupoB > i`m just caribas
Bourreau > like last time
Bourreau > too bad you lost it too
KupoB > i save my pod
Bourreau > yea whatever, don't try to justify it
Bourreau > I would have given you a fair ransom
Bourreau > you didn't want to lose your fancy loot
KupoB > when i say what drop all fly
EVE System > Channel changed to Nagamanen Local Channel
Wren O7 > lol what a fair fight
Bourreau > just like you guys
Bourreau > ;)
Bourreau > how does it feel?

Tressin Khiyne > Bro, be sure to hold your breath

EVE System > Channel MOTD: Hello, one or more members of The Tuskers are prepared to destroy your vessel. Should you wish to pay a ransom to save your ship, please do the following immediately:
1. Turn off all modules (including guns, missile launchers, webbers, scrams, etc.) and recall all drones. Stop your ship.
2. From the time a ransom amount appears below, you will have 30 seconds to pay the amount specified. Right-click the picture of the pirate stating our demands and select "give money" to do this.
If you do not comply immediately, we will re-open fire on your vessel. If we get nervous for any reason we will re-open fire on your vessel.

Bourreau > do you want to live?
Tressin Khiyne > YES!
Bourreau > Wersus95 ?
Wersus95 > Yes
Tressin Khiyne > oh, him
Tressin Khiyne > thank god
Tressin Khiyne > he always threatens me
Bourreau > 60m
Bourreau > pay to me
Bourreau > 30 seconds
Wersus95 > f*ck you!
Bourreau > ok, 50m
Bourreau > pay to me
Bourreau > 20 seconds
Bourreau > 15
Bourreau > 5
Tressin Khiyne > WAIT!
Tressin Khiyne > WAIT!
Bourreau > last chance
Bourreau > 40m
Tressin Khiyne > Bro, be sure to hold your breath
Bourreau > to me
Bourreau > bye then
Bourreau > ;)
Tressin Khiyne > this may hurt a bit....

EVE System > Wersus95 was kicked from the channel by Tressin Khiyne. Effective until 2010.07.20 10:48:42, Reason: "Blown nose".

Taek'li > would you like to save your pod?

EVE System > Channel MOTD: Hello, one or more members of The Tuskers are prepared to destroy your vessel. Should you wish to pay a ransom to save your ship, please do the following immediately:

1. Turn off all modules (including guns, missile launchers, webbers, scrams, etc.) and recall all drones. Stop your ship.

2. From the time a ransom amount appears below, you will have 30 seconds to pay the amount specified. Right-click the picture of the pirate stating our demands and select "give money" to do this.

If you do not comply immediately, we will re-open fire on your vessel. If we get nervous for any reason we will re-open fire on your vessel.

Taek'li > hello CuldeSac
CuldeSac > hello
Taek'li > would you like to save your pod?
CuldeSac > yeah, but
CuldeSac > how
ItsmeHcK1 > By paying us.
CuldeSac > well, i pay and you still blow me up?
ItsmeHcK1 > heh
ItsmeHcK1 > We're Tuskers.
Taek'li > 90million isk for your pod and we let you go
ItsmeHcK1 > We're well-known for honoring ransoms.
ItsmeHcK1 > http://www.the-tuskers.info/viewforum.php?f=35&sid=20b8e06a1fcfcd584b99ef0cf24fe52b
Taek'li > if you pay us, we won't, without getting into details if i dishonored a ransom, id be kicked out of corp
ItsmeHcK1 > Although I am guilty of not keeping neat track of my ransoms. :(
CuldeSac > k, never tried it before so lets do it... can you salvage my cargo? for my mission, a chip... or is that lost
ItsmeHcK1 > Salvage your cargo?
CuldeSac > ill pay extra for it ofc
ItsmeHcK1 > High-Tec data chip?
CuldeSac > yah, is it possible?
ItsmeHcK1 > High-Tech Data Chip
CuldeSac > yeah, i made 21 jumps to get it
CuldeSac > so id gladly pay extra to get it back
Bourreau > we have it
ItsmeHcK1 > 120M for both the pod and that chip?
Bourreau > 120 total
CuldeSac > 150M
Bourreau > ok
Bourreau > thats fine
ItsmeHcK1 > :P
Taek'li > ok then
CuldeSac > well, 12-150 its fine by me
ItsmeHcK1 > I can't bring it into highsec for you though.
ItsmeHcK1 > I can protect you while you're getting out yourself, obviously.
Taek'li > ok Culde send 150mil to me and we let you go, ill contract this chip to you as well
CuldeSac > ok, im kinda new to this, you have to tell me how
ItsmeHcK1 > sorry
ItsmeHcK1 > Wrong button/
CuldeSac > eeeek
ItsmeHcK1 > Tried to warp off, my bad.
Taek'li > lol sorry for my mate
Bourreau > right click on taek
Taek'li > accident lol
Bourreau > click, give money
ItsmeHcK1 > I'm warping to top station to drop the chip there.
Bourreau > type 150mil
Taek'li > and confirm
CuldeSac > ok, done
Bourreau > thank you sir
ItsmeHcK1 > If you dock up in top station, you'll get a noobship.
Taek'li > dropping point, you can go
ItsmeHcK1 > I'll trade the chip to you.
Taek'li > contracts about to be up
Taek'li > or trade
ItsmeHcK1 > That's the one?
Taek'li > ok Culde is it the chip you wanted?
CuldeSac > yes
Taek'li > cool
CuldeSac > thank you
Bourreau > no problemo
ItsmeHcK1 > sweet
CuldeSac > was there a green warning message in local, before the attack? that i didnt pay attention to
ItsmeHcK1 > Not in my overview.
Taek'li > no idea tbh
CuldeSac > ah ok
CuldeSac > any way, so ima try to get out with this ibis xD thanks for honoring your word, so far
ItsmeHcK1 > :P
ItsmeHcK1 > Pleasure doing business.
Taek'li > you are welcome, see you around :)
ItsmeHcK1 > Best I can do is like scout you to the Raneilles gate, if you want.
CuldeSac > that would be awesome
ItsmeHcK1 > Localspike atm though, best to wait a few moments.
ItsmeHcK1 > Yep, not a good idea to undock now. :P
ItsmeHcK1 > (On vent: 'Oh boy, <list> on this side, I'm fucked.' :P)
Taek'li > :D
CuldeSac > still a bad idea to undock?
Bourreau > most likely
Bourreau > gates are camped
CuldeSac > oh ._.
ItsmeHcK1 > Guess we're not the only ones who wanted to kill you. :P
CuldeSac > omg, how do you ppl know im out here xD
Bourreau > magic
Bourreau > dance magic, dance
CuldeSac > ^^
ItsmeHcK1 > kay, I'll go take a look.
CuldeSac > dont get shot :O
ItsmeHcK1 > :P
ItsmeHcK1 > I'd like to get shot sometime. :P
ItsmeHcK1 > all clear
CuldeSac > ok, so i just haul ass?
CuldeSac > ok, cya around!
ItsmeHcK1 > pretty much :P
ItsmeHcK1 > Good luck!

EVE System > CuldeSac was kicked from the channel by Bourreau. Effective until 2010.07.19 21:20:31, Reason: "Pretty rad guy tbh. Sorry m8.".

The Methatron > thank you so much

EVE System > Channel changed to Fliet Local Channel
Bourreau > lol
Martok Kahless > lucky
Bourreau > skillllllsssss
Bourreau > bai
Martok Kahless > truly
...
EVE System > Channel changed to Heydiles Local Channel
Bourreau > good work
Bourreau > another sweet kill for fw blob
The Methatron > thank you so much
Bourreau > need more ships imo
The Methatron > yes
The Methatron > your tank is too good
Bourreau > maybe that thanatos you killed pajamas exequor in
Bourreau > was pretty lol

Battle Cruisin'

Grammar Pwn

EVE System > Channel changed to Mannar Local Channel
captaintravtwo > wow never seen so many bastards at one time :)
Bourreau > tuskers...
Bourreau > actually
captaintravtwo > prefure the other one thanks :)
Kishin Hattori > prefer*
Bourreau > grammar pwn
captaintravtwo > :)
captaintravtwo > il take that as long its the only pown I give you :)
Kishin Hattori > I'll*
Ebrey mark2 > Who needs guns and drones,,, when thers is GRAMMER!!!!
captaintravtwo > and 20 on one helps to :)
Bourreau > I believe this is when I say, cool story bro
Bourreau > or something to that effect
Stereo Mime > 0/
Bourreau > o/
Bryan Yakinov > this is pretty funny actually,
ItsmeHcK1 > Enjoyment all around.
Rohk Etmann > o/
Lock out > gf
Wizardus > lol
Suleiman Shouaa > `gf
Bourreau > that was tough
Jaxley > stupid rooooid
Alex Rudd > gf
DiddyW > were on the sttaion
DiddyW > no need to probe
cl1de > we're

*&#% Russians

EVE System > Channel changed to Oto Local Channel

Bourreau > wow, definitely going for it now

KupoB > Bourreau pvp 1 vs 1

Bourreau > maybe you should get a few more guys to make it fair

KupoB > in plex

Bourreau > you cheat

Bourreau > so no

KupoB > no

Bourreau > you did last time

KupoB > 1 vs 1

A30T > we are honour 1 vs 1 \

Bourreau > no you're not...he brought 2v1 last time

KupoB > not now

Bourreau > too bad, shouldn't have lied before

Bourreau > now I don't believe you

KupoB > ty bad

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Disclaimer:
I don't have anything against Russians in the real world and before meeting these twits they hadn't bothered me too much in EVE either. I don't want anyone reading this to get the wrong idea. I am not anti-russian, only anti-asshole.