Bourreau > so piranha, we need to talk

Piranha Security > plex?
Piranha Security > he's coming after me
Shadaroth > where are you
Bourreau > lol, fair fight?
Piranha Security > by the gate
Shadaroth > bourrie darling come and get me
Piranha Security > h'es 100km out
Bourreau > not really feeling ishkur vs stiletto
Shadaroth > aww =(
Piranha Security > is it safe to kill the red guys?
Bourreau > you're too competent for that mismatch ;)
Shadaroth > safe is a relative term
Shadaroth > ty ;)
Piranha Security > does it make your standing drop if you shoot the red first?
Shadaroth > if you can kill him, your standing will go up
Bourreau > yes, by all means, kill me
Piranha Security > i'm back near the gate, 100 out
Piranha Security > he's in a t2 ship
Piranha Security > theres no chance
Shadaroth > you never know
Shadaroth > you're both about the same age
Bourreau > 2v1 it wouldn't matter what ship I have
Shadaroth > i wont get involved, promise =D
Shadaroth > my quiet little system is fillin up
Bourreau > yea wth
Bourreau > no sense of sport apparently
Shadaroth > some squids in here the other day, black ops warped into here
Br0kenmachine > hi guys
Shadaroth > o/
Br0kenmachine > oh.. just stay away from him piranha, he'll kill you
Br0kenmachine > did he attack you or something?
Piranha Security > No
Bourreau > QQ
Bourreau > maybe he wants me to kill him
Bourreau > maybe he really likes that
Shadaroth > could be!
Shadaroth > aw man
Shadaroth > i hate it when the plex has no loot
Bourreau > indeed
Piranha Security > plex?
Br0kenmachine > the serpentis drug store
Shadaroth > that drugstore on your overview
Bourreau > although it sometimes has DAREDEVIL BPC
Piranha Security > o
Shadaroth > i looted a dd bpc one off a shadow serp spawn last week, was great
Bourreau > oh man!
Shadaroth > never gotten one in a plex tho
Bourreau > lucky guy
Br0kenmachine > I just want the jaspet
Shadaroth > yah, figured it was a sign, went ahead and built it
Bourreau > jaspet? lol
Shadaroth > rofl
Br0kenmachine > this is why i do not come in here piranha
Piranha Security > why?
Br0kenmachine > i hate you
Shadaroth > LOL
Piranha Security > :)
Bourreau > carebears....
Shadaroth > well okay then
Shadaroth > you guys fly safe o7
Br0kenmachine > yeah, you too
Piranha Security > Serpentis?
Br0kenmachine > no, i'm going back
Bourreau > thats the one
Piranha Security > yyyyyyyyyy
Piranha Security > wait!!
Br0kenmachine > bye
Piranha Security > well crap, that sucks
Bourreau > back to just you and me
Piranha Security > gulp
Bourreau > time to learn
Piranha Security > will u b my friend?
Bourreau > for 20m
Piranha Security > for how long?
Bourreau > all day
Piranha Security > i can't get close enough
Bourreau > 20m
Piranha Security > rockets suck
Bourreau > yea kinda
Bourreau > active shield eh?
Piranha Security > bad?
Bourreau > eh, sort of
A short while later...
Bourreau > o/
Bourreau > so piranha, we need to talk
Bourreau > that fit was not good at all
Bourreau > I will give you a better one
Piranha Security > yeah, it didn't even scratch you!!!
Piranha Security > u almost got my pod!!!
Bourreau > did I?
Piranha Security > i don't know, i didn't stick around to see
Bourreau > here you go
Bourreau > http://www.rifterdrifter.com/rifter-pvp-guide/
Piranha Security > what kind of fitting?
Bourreau > its all in there
Bourreau > frigate pvp 101
Bourreau > there are a few rifter fits in there
Piranha Security > i have some reading to do
Bourreau > o/
Bourreau > enjoy
Piranha Security > thanks!
Bourreau > np m8
Bourreau > take care
Piranha Security > u2

The Vigil: Deadly Space Utensil

Staring down the barrel of my rusty spork of doom at 3 kilometers a second must be a terrifying experience for your average noob in a moa.

Hardly noticing the red name pop up on his overview our noob becomes alarmed when the evil pirate begins firing on him. At this point the hunt is over and the gank squad drops in to finish the job.

And with that a man is redeemed for his follies.

ITS THE LAW

EVE System > Channel MOTD: Hello, one or more members of The Tuskers are prepared to destroy your vessel. Should you wish to pay a ransom to save your ship, please do the following immediately:
1. Turn off all modules (including guns, missile turrets, webbers, scrams, etc.) and recall all drones. Stop your ship.
2. From the time a ransom amount appears below, you will have 30 seconds to pay the amount specified. Right-click the picture of the pirate stating our demands and select "give money" to do this.
If you do not comply immediately, we will re-open fire on your vessel. If we get nervous for any reason we will re-open fire on your vessel.

Romeo Blakstorm > hi
Romeo Blakstorm > do you have the required paperwork ?
Romeo Blakstorm > we need to check if you have paid the mining tax
Romeo Blakstorm > hello Drecdar?
Drecdar > well Im completly new to this game so I have no idea
Romeo Blakstorm > ok bare with me
Romeo Blakstorm > did you speak to Sheriff Jolo about mining in Hevrice?
Drecdar > no
Romeo Blakstorm > oh -- well you need to pay us 2 million isk and we let you go home safe
Drecdar > I do not have that kind of money, and I didn't mine anything
Romeo Blakstorm > these are Heritage asteroids - protected by law.
Romeo Blakstorm > well .....
Drecdar > I wasn't aware of that.
Romeo Blakstorm > I'm afraid we have to uphold the law in this instance
Drecdar > I see
Romeo Blakstorm > next time please have the documents handy and we don't need to be so strict
Drecdar > Of course, thank you sir

EVE System > Drecdar was kicked from the channel by Romeo Blakstorm. Effective until 2009.12.29 02:15:32, Reason: "No mining tax payment ".

Jin EnTonik > worries me when they're that polite....