The Bald Buccaneer

Tuskers Emblem

2010-10-06T23:48:00.000-07:00

I spent some time today making Tusker emblems while bored at work. They may become full-on patches someday. Tell me what you think, constructive criticism is appreciated.


Version 1

Version 2

capntrips > eliptical orbit ftw

2010-10-02T18:29:00.000-07:00

Matabareta > gf
ItsmeHcK1 > gf
Nick Nockemout > gf
Suleiman Shouaa > gf
Valgore Meurte > gf
Arteriamus > gf
Suleiman Shouaa > Did your domi have stabs btw?
capntrips > Negative
capntrips > That fucking stilleto -_-
Bourreau > :P
capntrips > eliptical orbit ftw

Tournament Rescheduled

2010-09-30T16:12:00.001-07:00

Due to unforeseen circumstances the tournament will now be held on the 6th of November.

TRI-FRIGATE TEAM TOURNAMENT

2010-09-26T17:51:00.000-07:00

DETAILS:

Location: Hevrice
Date: 6th November
Time: 19:00 Eve Time
Ships: Tech 1 Frigates

DESCRIPTION:

This will be a team single-elimination tournament. Each match will consist of two teams of 3 frigates. Last man standing claims victory for their team. The winning team gets to loot the losing team's wrecks.

TEAMS:

TEAM ENTRY FEE -> 30 million PER TEAM sent to Bourreau
Each team is responsible for submitting a team name with their application fee.
You will need 3 replacement ship/fittings for each team member. Each one must be identical to your initial loadout. Failure to bring replacement fittings could impact your match.

RULES:
Tech 1 frigate hulls only

EDIT: Teams are restricted to 1 of any given frigate in their setup, ie: only 1 rifter per team, 1 tristan, etc.

No faction or navy frigates allowed

NO FACTION OR DEADSPACE MODS ALLOWED.

Meta 0 to Meta 5 modules are allowed to be fitted to your Frigate. Typically, Meta 5 modules are T2 versions so T2 guns etc. are allowed.

No Ecm modules or ecm drones allowed (other forms of ewar are acceptable)

No cloaking devices allowed

You must remain within 100km of the stationary referee otherwise you will be disqualified. If a team member warps off they are considered out of the match and may not return.

Podding someone is not allowed.

If the match takes longer than 10 minutes the arena size will shrink by 20km for every minute beyond the 10th. If there is no clear winner by the 14th minute then both teams will be knocked out.

PRIZES: (currently)
1st Place: Each team member will receive a pirate frigate of their choice (Daredevil, Cruor, Dramiel, Succubus or Worm).

2nd Place: Each team member will receive a navy frigate of their choice (Firetail, Slicer, Comet, Hookbill).

3rd & 4th Place: Each team member will receive a standard t1 frigate of their choice and salvage rights to the field after the tournament.

Feel free to contact me to discuss donations or secret prizes.

P.S. Apologies to Suleiman for plagiarizing his excellent tournament post format.

Assault Frigate Aftermath

2010-09-18T16:18:00.000-07:00

Things started out poorly when I realized the start time of 11am Pacific time was actually 12. I only had three scant hours to die horribly in a ball of flames in Suleiman Shouaa's Assault Frigate Tournament today.

The matches got off to a late start, around 19:15 GMT or so. I won't attempt to describe all the fights but there were fewer over tanked lol fights than expected. It took over an hour before I was up and by this point I was quite nervous. The pilot I was scheduled to fight, Htrag, has an impressive record and is ranked #229 on Battleclinic. I expected to lose horribly and possibly be raped by the python cartel afterward.

From my cursory intel gathering I surmised I would face either a blaster ship of some sort or possibly an Amarr AF; either of these possibilities went in my favor. The shield wolf setup I had chosen to use had quite high EM and thermal resists so Amarr ships didn't bother me much. The real danger was the potential of a blaster ship fit with a scram which could easily immobilize me if I wasn't careful. Luckily for me this was not the case and his blasters were largely ineffective until I closed range. The fight ended with my wolf's shield around peak recharge. Gf to you Htrag.

Shortly after this my lovely girlfriend noticed our refrigerator was leaking water. Having dealt with this issue before I quickly determined it was no longer operational and informed her we would need to contact our landlords for a replacement. Luckily for us our landlords are a kindhearted elderly couple who absolutely adore us and our two cats.

It was in this chaotic environment that I joined battle with fellow Tusker Causticum and Lachesis VII, a dastardly member of the infamous Python Cartel. The treacherous python had equipped his retribution with a cloaking device to avoid the initial engagement. Needless to say I wasted no time engaged Causticum and managed to take him down in a most inelegant manner leaving little challenge to Lachesis when he decloaked. With so many dastardly pirates watching I chose to take the man's way out and fell with honarr whilst running for my life. Gf to both Causticum and the scurvy Lachesis.

All in all the tournament went rather well. My only regret at this point is that I had to work today. I would have liked to see the final matches and participate in the local smack.

Oh, one final note: epic python hax ftl.

This is it...

2010-09-18T11:06:00.000-07:00

One hour until the tournament starts. I took a look at my odds according to the betting site Causticum set up and had a good laugh. At the very least I won't be surprising anyone :P

Assault Frigate Training

2010-09-06T16:31:00.000-07:00

Gearing up for Suleiman's
assault frigate tournament

Muad' Dib > you must be dangerous or something

2010-09-05T14:25:00.000-07:00

EVE System > Channel changed to Hedaleolfarber Local Channel

Bourreau > sup
Muad' Dib > might be too late to say this bourreau, but they brought out bc's and a dramiel for your dangerous jag
Bourreau > yea I noticed
Muad' Dib > you must be dangerous or something
Bourreau > thanks for the heads up
Muad' Dib > np, now they have a jag there too
Bourreau > yep
Muad' Dib > you might try to get in now, they are being sneaky so they took the cane off
Bourreau > nah, I am gonna let them scan me for awhile
Muad' Dib > didn't even notice the sisters combats
Bourreau > funny thing is these guys wouldn't touch me 1on1
Muad' Dib > i would
Bourreau > well you're in a sabre
Muad' Dib > 19:05:20 Combat Changye (720mm Prototype I Siege Cannon) hits you for 1507 damage ... shitty skills
Muad' Dib > i can downgrae but it would either be a cakewalk for you or for me
Bourreau > hows that?
Bourreau > do you have horrible AF skills or something?
Muad' Dib > i don't have an af
Bourreau > how about rifters then?
Muad' Dib > i dont' have one
Bourreau > wth
Bourreau > I will sell you one then
Muad' Dib > is it that unusual not to have a rifter in molden heath ?
Bourreau > for me, yes
Bourreau > but then again I have a stack of 50 hulls at my home base
Bourreau > sadly all I can offer you is frigates, got nothing else
Private Convo
Bourreau > o/
Muad' Dib > o/
Muad' Dib > all i got is a dd and a firetail
Bourreau > scary
Muad' Dib > tbh, that small repp jag of yours might have a shot vs my sabre
Bourreau > its not a small rep jag
Bourreau > and I doubt it
Muad' Dib > almost died to one a few days ago
Muad' Dib > nanojag with 280's and td
Bourreau > if I refit to kill the sabre I might have a chance
Bourreau > right now I am setup to kill af's
Muad' Dib > i'm off anyway from hedal, these no skill faggots piss me off
Muad' Dib > i might just come to run missions here just to piss them off
Bourreau > haha
Bourreau > you should
Bourreau > they are pretty lame
Muad' Dib > don't tempt me
Bourreau > if you find yourself around hevrice drop me a line
Muad' Dib > unprobable t3 as mission runner with loki boosting for low skig
Muad' Dib > *sig
Bourreau > ah yes
Bourreau > I am familiar with those types, very annoying
Muad' Dib > and maybe smack them for a bit for having no skills
Muad' Dib > they got fernando
Muad' Dib > i love when faggots kill faggots
Bourreau > haha
Muad' Dib > http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=7520468
Bourreau > I wish I could have caught him
Muad' Dib > check out what fit he was running
Muad' Dib > i think one might have killed my dd
Bourreau > uber tanked dram
Bourreau > :\
Muad' Dib > you can get 5k shields on it with t2 extender rigs
Bourreau > he should have used resists tbh
Muad' Dib > depends
Muad' Dib > for this plex, i don't think
Bourreau > well he has none with that setup
Bourreau > EM hole is massive
Muad' Dib > so ?
Bourreau > so they use em, he dies
Muad' Dib > they use em he dies anyway
Muad' Dib > it's not a jag
Bourreau > eh, I suppose
Bourreau > I like to give myself the advantage
Bourreau > people know dramiels shield tank
Bourreau > for the most part
Muad' Dib > dramiel with armor tank is almost as good as sader with ab at killing other inties
Bourreau > I have tried both
Muad' Dib > tbh, i would have taken 1-2 of thei dramiels on
Muad' Dib > of those guys in hedal
Bourreau > heh
Bourreau > I have lost a sabre that way
Bourreau > killed one dram, died to the second
Muad' Dib > i saw
Muad' Dib > you killed kubop's corpie
Muad' Dib > they use gank drams with 250 dps
Bourreau > indeedy
Bourreau > his was shield booster
Bourreau > they used to use MSE + web but have been doing it less
Muad' Dib > yeah, less survivability
Bourreau > those guys are just as bad though
Muad' Dib > and you can perma ab + boost
Bourreau > they always bring in backup
Muad' Dib > those plexes are their isk tbh
Bourreau > yea, with the gistii one you can
Muad' Dib > and the dram is so op that you can't wretle them for them anymore
Bourreau > I think a jag vs dram could be fair
Bourreau > dram pilot has to mess up though
Muad' Dib > i'd fight a dram in a jag
Muad' Dib > well times ab cycle can put you on top of him
Muad' Dib > *timed
Bourreau > in plexes the dram wants to be close anyway
Bourreau > have yet to run into a kiter
Muad' Dib > he stays close because he relies on speed to gtfo if he doesn't like it
Bourreau > yea, so you win by capping him out
Bourreau > cause one web is not enough
Muad' Dib > depends
Muad' Dib > preoverloaded ab also wrks
Muad' Dib > een if he has superior speed - and insane agility, he needs time to get to range
Muad' Dib > by that time, his armor and structure are long gone
Bourreau > so you would use a web jag?
Muad' Dib > i'm doing af 5 right now :)
Muad' Dib > webb jag with extender rigs
Muad' Dib > and snakes
Bourreau > oh, I got something you might like
Muad' Dib > :P
Muad' Dib > as soon as i'm done with af 5, i'm switching to the jag
Muad' Dib > dd is the frig i mostly fear in a jag tbh
Bourreau > http://fleeonsight.blogspot.com/ check the last two posts
Muad' Dib > instalock dd on g8
Bourreau > rgr
Muad' Dib > dude, if i ever got on tusker vent, i'd puke all over
Muad' Dib > no offense to you, but i think your corp is full of faggots
Bourreau > i don't agree with you
Bourreau > but we have a new member I don't care for
Muad' Dib > i tried engaging your corp and i gotblobbed to shit by kitsune's, ecm drones comets and other shit
Muad' Dib > and this was half a yr ago
Bourreau > eh
Bourreau > it happens
Muad' Dib > dude .... ecm drones and kitsunes
Muad' Dib > i've only seen veto and the russians use more ecm
Bourreau > I really don't know what to say, don't think I was there for that
Muad' Dib > and it was only marginally
Muad' Dib > i think i have just 1 loss to you guys
Bourreau > I won't make apologies for things I didn't do either
Bourreau > also, if you want a fair fight from tuskers just go to hevrice and ask for a 1v1
Muad' Dib > http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6510334 - this was kinda off a ffa
Bourreau > someone will oblige you
Muad' Dib > hevrice is with rancer on my avoid :)
Bourreau > well, we have a code of conduct
Muad' Dib > 2 losses to you guys ... but they were ok
Muad' Dib > one was to steven
Bourreau > if someone dishonors a 1v1 they are kicked
Muad' Dib > there are many ways to make sure you win a 1;1 and still not dishonour it :0
Bourreau > hows that?
Muad' Dib > neutral rr, t3 boosting
Bourreau > yea, none of that shit
Muad' Dib > it was 5 months ago
Bourreau > def no rr or ecm, donno if someone would try bonus's
Muad' Dib > http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6038927
Bourreau > that would be harder to check
Muad' Dib > that was th 2nd or 3rd fight vs you that day
Muad' Dib > and you had like 5-6 on grid
Muad' Dib > i was jammed almost the whole time by the comet and the enyo
Bourreau > ah, this is the one you were talking about
Muad' Dib > after that i emoed a bit and put hevrice on avoid
Muad' Dib > yeah, it was a fw plex
Muad' Dib > enyo lived with a sliver of structure
Bourreau > well, if you want a 1v1 just ask them next time
Muad' Dib > no
Bourreau > if they say no then leave
Muad' Dib > nobody is going to 1;1 a nano-rupture
Muad' Dib > and i didn't want a 1;1, i wanted a gf
Bourreau > they might in their own :P
Muad' Dib > not being jammed by ecm drones and kitsunes
Bourreau > I don't know what to tell you man, raw deal
Muad' Dib > it happens
Muad' Dib > it wasn't just that
Muad' Dib > i was at that time active aroudn oms
Muad' Dib > i did meet steven case and lost a fight with him just because i was a nub
Muad' Dib > let me try to explain otherwise
Muad' Dib > as you cans ee from rmage's stats, i don't care about losses, i want to have a blood pumping good fight
Muad' Dib > but when you sit there being plinked away by frigs who wouldn't come closer unless you were jammed, waiting minutes to die, you are not having gf
Muad' Dib > and i had the sme feeling after trying to setup a fight for 1h, as i have when i engage russian corps in gallente low-sec
Muad' Dib > if your familiar with the ones in fw .... and how they work with half of their ships falcons
Bourreau > lol
Bourreau > yes
Muad' Dib > i'm sure that if i asked for a 1;1, it would end the same
Muad' Dib > of-c it would be honored, to the letter
Muad' Dib > but, i'm also sure that they would setup for my ship
Bourreau > so you would do the same
Bourreau > right?
Muad' Dib > i don't change setups depending on opponent, and ppl who do that ... i don't fight again :)
Muad' Dib > i don't do that
Muad' Dib > i go with multipurpose fits
Bourreau > well if you're going to fight a 1v1...
Muad' Dib > liek this sabre
Muad' Dib > webb on it normally
Muad' Dib > doesn't have a point
Muad' Dib > and i'm not going to change that
Muad' Dib > i do have a point with me, but i won't take down a mse fo rit
Bourreau > so double mse?
Muad' Dib > yeah
Bourreau > going for the dd style then
Muad' Dib > it's an old fit, 3yrs old now
Bourreau > well man I think you're missing out
Bourreau > a good 1v1 is the best for adrenaline imo
Muad' Dib > i do have 1;1's
Bourreau > especially in the same ship as your opponent
Muad' Dib > but i do impromtu 1;1s
Bourreau > :P
Muad' Dib > so far i've never had a 1;1 dishonored and i wouldn't be surprised if the nr was over 50
Bourreau > I take it you mean an agreed upon one?
Muad' Dib > the last time i was plinked away like this - a drake, i was caught by russians with 1 falcon, 1 rupture and 1 arty-muninn at 100
Muad' Dib > i selfdestructed
Muad' Dib > 3min after they caught me i was still in 60% shields, and i had the normal, 2 lse, 2 invul, 3 extender
Bourreau > well I hate to advocate this but why wouldn't they use their superior numbers?
Muad' Dib > i mean, i challenge you to a 1;1 in a certain ship class, .... not arranged ahead of time
Muad' Dib > they can use them
Muad' Dib > but i'll also use my selfdestruct button
Muad' Dib > i won't stay there for 10min incapable of doing anything for their lolz
Bourreau > thats what its there for
Bourreau > and for capitals to grief people
Muad' Dib > russians are roamers, outside of oto off-c ... so i only blacklist that system, but i also blacklist for myself hevrice
Bourreau > I think you had a bad experience tbh
Muad' Dib > and before you point out how i was for 2yrs in bydi with same tactics ... i only gatecamped for 3d
Muad' Dib > than i emoraged
Muad' Dib > i refused to log in for 2 weeks :P
Bourreau > my point is simply that tuskers are pretty chill, they would fight fair if you ask them for it
Bourreau > if you just show up they will do whatever
Muad' Dib > don't tuskers also have a mentality of losing little ?
Bourreau > depends
Muad' Dib > yes, they do :)
Bourreau > in general we fly cheap
Bourreau > but every individual is different
Bourreau > anyway, I will stop defending the tuskers
Muad' Dib > is proxyyy still active ?
Bourreau > he moved corps
Bourreau > very recently
Muad' Dib > so why don't you guys move out of hevrice ?
Bourreau > I think hes active again now
Muad' Dib > ahh, itsme has retured
Muad' Dib > i met this dude around OMS
Muad' Dib > very chill dude
Bourreau > hahaha yea hes a good guy
Muad' Dib > we suicided 2 t1 cruises to rape a vaga from an ADHD gang
Muad' Dib > to make sure he died i brought a booster over
Muad' Dib > 15kms cram :P
Bourreau > nice
Muad' Dib > also, pls don't think that i believe only tuskers guys tactics are faggy :)
Muad' Dib > i have the same opinion about genos .... and many other corps ... in fact if it's not a 1man corp - like mine,
Bourreau > I am familiar with the complaint, I deal with gangs/blobs too
Bourreau > it sucks
Bourreau > usually I just try somewhere else
Muad' Dib > i honestly don't understand what's so fun killing a bs with 6-7 frigs jammed to hell by ecm drones
Bourreau > I can tell you from experience that ecm drones aren't always used
Bourreau > with ecm there is almost no challenge
Muad' Dib > good kb stats .... :(
Bourreau > killing a bs with frigs WITHOUT ecm drones is pretty sweet
Muad' Dib > it can still be easy
Muad' Dib > dram +bombers
Bourreau > yea thats true
Bourreau > but usually we use rifters and such
Bourreau > or jags :D
Muad' Dib > with no td's i bet
Bourreau > haha, sometimes with tds
Muad' Dib > all the times :)
Bourreau > its not like we have fitting police
Muad' Dib > td's are becoming very popular
Bourreau > people use what they want
Bourreau > I like td's actually, I will admit it
Muad' Dib > http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=5535457
Muad' Dib > no rr
Muad' Dib > 1 dcu as tank
Bourreau > nice kill
Bourreau > bad fit
Muad' Dib > i had to work for that
Muad' Dib > shot their station services for a few day
Muad' Dib > didn't think he was badly fitted, i just saw sebo, and i wanted to podjump back home
Muad' Dib > was curious to see how low i got him :P
Bourreau > the kills you work for are the best

Assault Ship Extravaganza!

2010-09-02T17:29:00.000-07:00

Coming up on the 18th of this month is Suleiman Shouaa's assault frigate tournament. The event will be held in Hevrice with various prizes for the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place winners, including some faction ships and, of course, isk. Check the link for rules and how to apply.

See you then!

KupoB > ok i`m create rifter for pvp

2010-08-16T01:42:00.000-07:00

EVE System > Channel changed to Oto Local Channel
KupoB > you come?
Bourreau > come on
Bourreau > waiting for your friend?
Bourreau > gf
KupoB > gf
KupoB > damm
KupoB > my inet
KupoB > my scrampelr is not worck
Bourreau > yea I noticed, gf though
Bourreau > I am impressed
Bourreau > /emote tips his hat
KupoB > :(
Bourreau > on fire now :P
KupoB > you very luck
Bourreau > I agree, nice setup
KupoB > you ty
Bourreau > pithi c-type?
KupoB > you half kill me
Bourreau > :P
KupoB > yes
Bourreau > finally we get a straight 1v1
Bourreau > I congratulate you on your victory
KupoB > yep bu i`m have damm gprs inet
Bourreau > you will get another chance :)
KupoB > alf not worck - ty bad ty pvp
Bourreau > how about rifters next time?
KupoB > ok
Bourreau > 1v1, no interference?
KupoB > but not pod kill
Bourreau > right
KupoB > yep
Bourreau > I agree
Bourreau > alright, I will mail you
KupoB > ok i`m create rifter for pvp
Bourreau > sounds good kupo
Bourreau > see you then o/
KupoB > \o
Bourreau > fly dangerous
Bourreau > >:P
KupoB > you ty

Skardo > you will meet again ))

2010-08-15T13:55:00.000-07:00

EVE System > Channel changed to Nagamanen Local Channel
Bourreau > gf
KupoB > gf
Bourreau > how you like my new setup wren?
Bourreau > oh...
Skardo > I'll forward to him
Bourreau > thx
Skardo > you will meet again ))
Bourreau > haha

capntrips > this carebear stuff is lame

2010-08-13T02:48:00.000-07:00

EVE System > Channel changed to Aeschee Local Channel
Gingerlord > Nice nig
Gingerlord > nid* lol
Bourreau > :\
capntrips > Hey
Gingerlord > after anyone specific or just camping
capntrips > we don't take kindly to folks who don't take kindly around here
Bourreau > hehe
Bourreau > howdy trips
capntrips > just cuz minm pilots are black, don't mean you need to be throwin' out N-bombs
Dar Allard > i didn't shoot u did I?
capntrips > bourreau
capntrips > what are you in?
Gingerlord > lol
capntrips > I got 10 bucks says rifter
Bourreau > swex
Bourreau > noop
capntrips > also....
capntrips > doesn't bourreau mean ass?
capntrips > like, donkey?
Gingerlord > Gotta love low sec n00b rapists
Bourreau > lol, NICE TRY
capntrips > I don't know...... you seem familiar
capntrips > from that show down in TJ right?
Gingerlord > me?
Bourreau > you guys are lively tonight
capntrips > Bourreau
capntrips > lol
Gingerlord > it's 10am
capntrips > I just ran into some of your guys in hevrice
capntrips > I've never shield tanked anyone before
capntrips > it was a trip
Bourreau > /emote yawns
capntrips > Crash
capntrips > want some of that?
Bourreau > keeps you up for all those missions amiright?
capntrips > haha
capntrips > nah, the only missions I run take about 5 minutes
capntrips > pay at least 6mil plus 60k LP
capntrips > better than ransoming noos imho
Bourreau > we do that for fun
capntrips > lol
Bourreau > and ransoming you noobs is a good time
Bourreau > ;)
capntrips > we used to try and get them to come on vent and sing
Bourreau > yea, same
Bourreau > or we have them tell us jokes
capntrips > many good times to be had with noobs
capntrips > letting them chase you around in rifters n such
Bourreau > I see what you did there
Bourreau > fyi I am not in a rifter
Bourreau > so there!
capntrips > I know
capntrips > your pals were just 5 minutes ago tho
capntrips > gave me a nice little chase
Bourreau > yea we were laughing about that
Bourreau > in a way I'm glad you guys are still here
Bourreau > instead of someone else
Bourreau > it would be the end of an era
capntrips > oooohhh
capntrips > in a dram?
capntrips > nah, roughnecks will never die
capntrips > not with all you silly tuskers to chase around!
Bourreau > :P
Bourreau > I saved those pics you guys did
capntrips > what's that
capntrips > from the dam trip?
Bourreau > eh?
capntrips > what pics?
Bourreau > you guys made some pics of fat guys referencing tuskers
Bourreau > was very lol
capntrips > haha
capntrips > some are very clever with the photoshop
Bourreau > ja ja
capntrips > there was a great one making fun of socratic
capntrips > good god
capntrips > the fed intel LP store is [BLEEP] up it's ass bum
capntrips > they want 6k LP, 2.4 mil, and an asston of tags
capntrips > for a plating that is literally exactly the same as T2
Bourreau > I know not of these things
Bourreau > being a humble pirate
capntrips > aye
capntrips > this carebear stuff is lame
Bourreau > I did that once...
Bourreau > got old real quick
capntrips > we've all done it
capntrips > we'll all continue to
capntrips > unless you've got money to waste on timecodes
Bourreau > f-that
Bourreau > I am not wasting any more money on mmos
Bourreau > why do you think we fly rifters and shizz?
capntrips > ^^
Bourreau > alright trips, take it easy
Bourreau > o/

Enigma: Jovian Frigate

2010-08-10T23:44:00.000-07:00

mrNikto > See you... Ghosts... :)))))))

2010-08-10T16:50:00.000-07:00

EVE System > Channel changed to Adirain Local Channel

Harxor > meh, cant keep my transversal low enough >.<
mrNikto > Hey, sucker, get out of here...
mrNikto > If you'll whant fight, you'll get it...
ItsmeHcK1 > gf
mrNikto > Bye, queer... :))))
ItsmeHcK1 > rofl
mrNikto > Yeeeee.... It was so funny... :))))))
mrNikto > Thank you for you loot... :))))
mrNikto > Where is a second stupid?
Harxor > did you ever go to school? you sound like a fucking moron
mrNikto > My English is a better them you Russian... :))))
Harxor > ...
Harxor > fuck im gonna need a translater
mrNikto > Yes, I'm Russian. Any troubles?
Harxor > naturally
mrNikto > What for?
mrNikto > -DMO- is a Russian corp.
Harxor > i fail to see why i should care about such a fact?
mrNikto > Bye...
mrNikto > :)))))
Grohalmatar > :P
mrNikto > Raaaats... :))))
ItsmeHcK1 > :P
ItsmeHcK1 > Revenge shall be mine!
mrNikto > Really gentlemans.... :)))
ItsmeHcK1 > Inorite!
Grohalmatar > we like to savor our kills
mrNikto > Our corp is going here... Ж))))
mrNikto > See you... Ghosts... :)))))))
Bourreau > sweet
Bourreau > ghosts are cool

Exitiale > You know I enjoy tuskers, I realy do, long as its not in missions.

2010-07-30T04:33:00.000-07:00

EVE System > Channel changed to Adirain Local Channel
Ginger Lynn > You can depart now boys =)
Tressin Khiyne > lol @ the rough necks calling in guardians to stop the evil rifter
Bourreau > nice choice of ships
Tressin Khiyne > you guys are supper pro
Tressin Khiyne > o/
Exitiale > \o
Exitiale > pvp ship vs pve ship, not even a fight ever =)
Tressin Khiyne > oh hush domi vs rifter
Shargrosso > gf
Tressin Khiyne > gf
Shargrosso > ?
Tressin Khiyne > oops
Bourreau > lol
Tressin Khiyne > well, not really
Bourreau > tressin you noob
Tressin Khiyne > GF rough necks
Exitiale > Not rough necks =)
Tressin Khiyne > ah, spiritus
Tressin Khiyne > you know who you are
Exitiale > You know I enjoy tuskers, I realy do, long as its not in missions. =)

Our daring duo went on to tackle a drake just before dt...

EVE System > Channel MOTD: Hello, one or more members of The Tuskers are prepared to destroy your vessel. Should you wish to pay a ransom to save your ship, please do the following immediately:
1. Turn off all modules (including guns, missile launchers, webbers, scrams, etc.) and recall all drones. Stop your ship.
2. From the time a ransom amount appears below, you will have 30 seconds to pay the amount specified. Right-click the picture of the pirate stating our demands and select "give money" to do this.
If you do not comply immediately, we will re-open fire on your vessel. If we get nervous for any reason we will re-open fire on your vessel.

Tressin Khiyne > howdy
Tressin Khiyne > we will require 40 mil for theship, sir
Tressin Khiyne > you can pay to me
Shillowska > i dont have that much
Tressin Khiyne > how much do you have?
Shillowska > about 20 mln
Tressin Khiyne > 20 will do, please stop shooting
Tressin Khiyne > pay to me and you'll be set free
Shillowska > done
Tressin Khiyne > have fun sir
Bourreau > thank you sir
Bourreau > /emote tips his hat

Ceci n'est pas une Dramiel

2010-07-26T23:38:00.000-07:00

Bourreau > so piranha, we need to talk

2010-07-25T12:43:00.000-07:00

Piranha Security > plex?
Piranha Security > he's coming after me
Shadaroth > where are you
Bourreau > lol, fair fight?
Piranha Security > by the gate
Shadaroth > bourrie darling come and get me
Piranha Security > h'es 100km out
Bourreau > not really feeling ishkur vs stiletto
Shadaroth > aww =(
Piranha Security > is it safe to kill the red guys?
Bourreau > you're too competent for that mismatch ;)
Shadaroth > safe is a relative term
Shadaroth > ty ;)
Piranha Security > does it make your standing drop if you shoot the red first?
Shadaroth > if you can kill him, your standing will go up
Bourreau > yes, by all means, kill me
Piranha Security > i'm back near the gate, 100 out
Piranha Security > he's in a t2 ship
Piranha Security > theres no chance
Shadaroth > you never know
Shadaroth > you're both about the same age
Bourreau > 2v1 it wouldn't matter what ship I have
Shadaroth > i wont get involved, promise =D
Shadaroth > my quiet little system is fillin up
Bourreau > yea wth
Bourreau > no sense of sport apparently
Shadaroth > some squids in here the other day, black ops warped into here
Br0kenmachine > hi guys
Shadaroth > o/
Br0kenmachine > oh.. just stay away from him piranha, he'll kill you
Br0kenmachine > did he attack you or something?
Piranha Security > No
Bourreau > QQ
Bourreau > maybe he wants me to kill him
Bourreau > maybe he really likes that
Shadaroth > could be!
Shadaroth > aw man
Shadaroth > i hate it when the plex has no loot
Bourreau > indeed
Piranha Security > plex?
Br0kenmachine > the serpentis drug store
Shadaroth > that drugstore on your overview
Bourreau > although it sometimes has DAREDEVIL BPC
Piranha Security > o
Shadaroth > i looted a dd bpc one off a shadow serp spawn last week, was great
Bourreau > oh man!
Shadaroth > never gotten one in a plex tho
Bourreau > lucky guy
Br0kenmachine > I just want the jaspet
Shadaroth > yah, figured it was a sign, went ahead and built it
Bourreau > jaspet? lol
Shadaroth > rofl
Br0kenmachine > this is why i do not come in here piranha
Piranha Security > why?
Br0kenmachine > i hate you
Shadaroth > LOL
Piranha Security > :)
Bourreau > carebears....
Shadaroth > well okay then
Shadaroth > you guys fly safe o7
Br0kenmachine > yeah, you too
Piranha Security > Serpentis?
Br0kenmachine > no, i'm going back
Bourreau > thats the one
Piranha Security > yyyyyyyyyy
Piranha Security > wait!!
Br0kenmachine > bye
Piranha Security > well crap, that sucks
Bourreau > back to just you and me
Piranha Security > gulp
Bourreau > time to learn
Piranha Security > will u b my friend?
Bourreau > for 20m
Piranha Security > for how long?
Bourreau > all day
Piranha Security > i can't get close enough
Bourreau > 20m
Piranha Security > rockets suck
Bourreau > yea kinda
Bourreau > active shield eh?
Piranha Security > bad?
Bourreau > eh, sort of
A short while later...
Bourreau > o/
Bourreau > so piranha, we need to talk
Bourreau > that fit was not good at all
Bourreau > I will give you a better one
Piranha Security > yeah, it didn't even scratch you!!!
Piranha Security > u almost got my pod!!!
Bourreau > did I?
Piranha Security > i don't know, i didn't stick around to see
Bourreau > here you go
Bourreau > http://www.rifterdrifter.com/rifter-pvp-guide/
Piranha Security > what kind of fitting?
Bourreau > its all in there
Bourreau > frigate pvp 101
Bourreau > there are a few rifter fits in there
Piranha Security > i have some reading to do
Bourreau > o/
Bourreau > enjoy
Piranha Security > thanks!
Bourreau > np m8
Bourreau > take care
Piranha Security > u2

Fleet Wolf Sighting

2010-07-25T02:04:00.000-07:00

Wren O7 > lol what a fair fight

2010-07-21T03:55:00.000-07:00

EVE System > Channel changed to Oto Local Channel

Bourreau > o/ wren
Wren O7 > 07
Bourreau > seems a bit unfair
Bourreau > but I suppose I should expect that
Wren O7 > heh dont try to run 2/10
Bourreau > thats not it
Wren O7 > and ull have a fair fight)
Bourreau > would that be like kupoB's fair fight?
Bourreau > aka 1v2
KupoB > 1 vs 1
Bourreau > lol, right
KupoB > i`m just caribas
Bourreau > like last time
Bourreau > too bad you lost it too
KupoB > i save my pod
Bourreau > yea whatever, don't try to justify it
Bourreau > I would have given you a fair ransom
Bourreau > you didn't want to lose your fancy loot
KupoB > when i say what drop all fly
EVE System > Channel changed to Nagamanen Local Channel
Wren O7 > lol what a fair fight
Bourreau > just like you guys
Bourreau > ;)
Bourreau > how does it feel?

Tressin Khiyne > Bro, be sure to hold your breath

2010-07-20T05:03:00.000-07:00

Bourreau > do you want to live?
Tressin Khiyne > YES!
Bourreau > Wersus95 ?
Wersus95 > Yes
Tressin Khiyne > oh, him
Tressin Khiyne > thank god
Tressin Khiyne > he always threatens me
Bourreau > 60m
Bourreau > pay to me
Bourreau > 30 seconds
Wersus95 > f*ck you!
Bourreau > ok, 50m
Bourreau > pay to me
Bourreau > 20 seconds
Bourreau > 15
Bourreau > 5
Tressin Khiyne > WAIT!
Tressin Khiyne > WAIT!
Bourreau > last chance
Bourreau > 40m
Tressin Khiyne > Bro, be sure to hold your breath
Bourreau > to me
Bourreau > bye then
Bourreau > ;)
Tressin Khiyne > this may hurt a bit....

EVE System > Wersus95 was kicked from the channel by Tressin Khiyne. Effective until 2010.07.20 10:48:42, Reason: "Blown nose".

Taek'li > would you like to save your pod?

2010-07-19T14:24:00.000-07:00

EVE System > Channel MOTD: Hello, one or more members of The Tuskers are prepared to destroy your vessel. Should you wish to pay a ransom to save your ship, please do the following immediately:

1. Turn off all modules (including guns, missile launchers, webbers, scrams, etc.) and recall all drones. Stop your ship.

2. From the time a ransom amount appears below, you will have 30 seconds to pay the amount specified. Right-click the picture of the pirate stating our demands and select "give money" to do this.

If you do not comply immediately, we will re-open fire on your vessel. If we get nervous for any reason we will re-open fire on your vessel.

Taek'li > hello CuldeSac
CuldeSac > hello
Taek'li > would you like to save your pod?
CuldeSac > yeah, but
CuldeSac > how
ItsmeHcK1 > By paying us.
CuldeSac > well, i pay and you still blow me up?
ItsmeHcK1 > heh
ItsmeHcK1 > We're Tuskers.
Taek'li > 90million isk for your pod and we let you go
ItsmeHcK1 > We're well-known for honoring ransoms.
ItsmeHcK1 > http://www.the-tuskers.info/viewforum.php?f=35&sid=20b8e06a1fcfcd584b99ef0cf24fe52b
Taek'li > if you pay us, we won't, without getting into details if i dishonored a ransom, id be kicked out of corp
ItsmeHcK1 > Although I am guilty of not keeping neat track of my ransoms. :(
CuldeSac > k, never tried it before so lets do it... can you salvage my cargo? for my mission, a chip... or is that lost
ItsmeHcK1 > Salvage your cargo?
CuldeSac > ill pay extra for it ofc
ItsmeHcK1 > High-Tec data chip?
CuldeSac > yah, is it possible?
ItsmeHcK1 > High-Tech Data Chip
CuldeSac > yeah, i made 21 jumps to get it
CuldeSac > so id gladly pay extra to get it back
Bourreau > we have it
ItsmeHcK1 > 120M for both the pod and that chip?
Bourreau > 120 total
CuldeSac > 150M
Bourreau > ok
Bourreau > thats fine
ItsmeHcK1 > :P
Taek'li > ok then
CuldeSac > well, 12-150 its fine by me
ItsmeHcK1 > I can't bring it into highsec for you though.
ItsmeHcK1 > I can protect you while you're getting out yourself, obviously.
Taek'li > ok Culde send 150mil to me and we let you go, ill contract this chip to you as well
CuldeSac > ok, im kinda new to this, you have to tell me how
ItsmeHcK1 > sorry
ItsmeHcK1 > Wrong button/
CuldeSac > eeeek
ItsmeHcK1 > Tried to warp off, my bad.
Taek'li > lol sorry for my mate
Bourreau > right click on taek
Taek'li > accident lol
Bourreau > click, give money
ItsmeHcK1 > I'm warping to top station to drop the chip there.
Bourreau > type 150mil
Taek'li > and confirm
CuldeSac > ok, done
Bourreau > thank you sir
ItsmeHcK1 > If you dock up in top station, you'll get a noobship.
Taek'li > dropping point, you can go
ItsmeHcK1 > I'll trade the chip to you.
Taek'li > contracts about to be up
Taek'li > or trade
ItsmeHcK1 > That's the one?
Taek'li > ok Culde is it the chip you wanted?
CuldeSac > yes
Taek'li > cool
CuldeSac > thank you
Bourreau > no problemo
ItsmeHcK1 > sweet
CuldeSac > was there a green warning message in local, before the attack? that i didnt pay attention to
ItsmeHcK1 > Not in my overview.
Taek'li > no idea tbh
CuldeSac > ah ok
CuldeSac > any way, so ima try to get out with this ibis xD thanks for honoring your word, so far
ItsmeHcK1 > :P
ItsmeHcK1 > Pleasure doing business.
Taek'li > you are welcome, see you around :)
ItsmeHcK1 > Best I can do is like scout you to the Raneilles gate, if you want.
CuldeSac > that would be awesome
ItsmeHcK1 > Localspike atm though, best to wait a few moments.
ItsmeHcK1 > Yep, not a good idea to undock now. :P
ItsmeHcK1 > (On vent: 'Oh boy, <list> on this side, I'm fucked.' :P)
Taek'li > :D
CuldeSac > still a bad idea to undock?
Bourreau > most likely
Bourreau > gates are camped
CuldeSac > oh ._.
ItsmeHcK1 > Guess we're not the only ones who wanted to kill you. :P
CuldeSac > omg, how do you ppl know im out here xD
Bourreau > magic
Bourreau > dance magic, dance
CuldeSac > ^^
ItsmeHcK1 > kay, I'll go take a look.
CuldeSac > dont get shot :O
ItsmeHcK1 > :P
ItsmeHcK1 > I'd like to get shot sometime. :P
ItsmeHcK1 > all clear
CuldeSac > ok, so i just haul ass?
CuldeSac > ok, cya around!
ItsmeHcK1 > pretty much :P
ItsmeHcK1 > Good luck!

EVE System > CuldeSac was kicked from the channel by Bourreau. Effective until 2010.07.19 21:20:31, Reason: "Pretty rad guy tbh. Sorry m8.".

The Methatron > thank you so much

2010-07-17T03:55:00.000-07:00

EVE System > Channel changed to Fliet Local Channel
Bourreau > lol
Martok Kahless > lucky
Bourreau > skillllllsssss
Bourreau > bai
Martok Kahless > truly
...
EVE System > Channel changed to Heydiles Local Channel
Bourreau > good work
Bourreau > another sweet kill for fw blob
The Methatron > thank you so much
Bourreau > need more ships imo
The Methatron > yes
The Methatron > your tank is too good
Bourreau > maybe that thanatos you killed pajamas exequor in
Bourreau > was pretty lol

Battle Cruisin'

2010-07-11T01:45:00.000-07:00

Grammar Pwn

2010-07-06T15:37:00.000-07:00

EVE System > Channel changed to Mannar Local Channel
captaintravtwo > wow never seen so many bastards at one time :)
Bourreau > tuskers...
Bourreau > actually
captaintravtwo > prefure the other one thanks :)
Kishin Hattori > prefer*
Bourreau > grammar pwn
captaintravtwo > :)
captaintravtwo > il take that as long its the only pown I give you :)
Kishin Hattori > I'll*
Ebrey mark2 > Who needs guns and drones,,, when thers is GRAMMER!!!!
captaintravtwo > and 20 on one helps to :)
Bourreau > I believe this is when I say, cool story bro
Bourreau > or something to that effect
Stereo Mime > 0/
Bourreau > o/
Bryan Yakinov > this is pretty funny actually,
ItsmeHcK1 > Enjoyment all around.
Rohk Etmann > o/
Lock out > gf
Wizardus > lol
Suleiman Shouaa > `gf
Bourreau > that was tough
Jaxley > stupid rooooid
Alex Rudd > gf
DiddyW > were on the sttaion
DiddyW > no need to probe
cl1de > we're

*&#% Russians

2010-07-02T01:55:00.000-07:00

EVE System > Channel changed to Oto Local Channel

Bourreau > wow, definitely going for it now

KupoB > Bourreau pvp 1 vs 1

Bourreau > maybe you should get a few more guys to make it fair

KupoB > in plex

Bourreau > you cheat

Bourreau > so no

KupoB > no

Bourreau > you did last time

KupoB > 1 vs 1

A30T > we are honour 1 vs 1 \

Bourreau > no you're not...he brought 2v1 last time

KupoB > not now

Bourreau > too bad, shouldn't have lied before

Bourreau > now I don't believe you

KupoB > ty bad

___________________________________________________

Disclaimer:
I don't have anything against Russians in the real world and before meeting these twits they hadn't bothered me too much in EVE either. I don't want anyone reading this to get the wrong idea. I am not anti-russian, only anti-asshole.

Zen and the Exquisite Art of Frigate Dueling

2010-06-29T19:45:00.000-07:00

I am on a bit of a dueling kick lately. Every one I've had has been a blast. Win or lose its my favorite thing in eve atm. If you're feeling bored feel free to roll over to Hevrice in a rifter and show me how its done. Win or lose it'll be a good time.

Afterward we can cuddle.

What Strange Worlds

2010-06-20T19:20:00.000-07:00

And We're Back...

2010-05-21T06:18:00.000-07:00

EVE System > Channel changed to Nagamanen Local Channel
Bourreau > heh
Bourreau > hi ruskies
Rilanko > убейте етого урода) (kill etogo freak)
Rilanko > он меня достал) (he got me)
Uncle Harv > где он? (Where is he?)
Uncle Harv > на инст пока (?)
Uncle Harv > где это чудо? (where is a miracle?)
Rilanko > был на плексе (was at the chemical complex)
Bourreau > Я не собираюсь заниматься три из вас (I'm not going to deal with the three of you)
KupoB > 1 vs 1?
KupoB > i`m kill you solo :)
Bourreau > yea I know what you said
KupoB > if you look i`m kill drami one for one - solol
Bourreau > yea I see you m8
KupoB > so figth?
Bourreau > How do I know you'll honor it?
KupoB > My honor - is all EVE and all figth
KupoB > knew all 1 vs 1 - they knew
KupoB > do you come or i`m can go seek more honor?
Bourreau > heh
Bourreau > just looking you up
Bourreau > nice record
KupoB > record?
Bourreau > gf
KupoB > gf
Bourreau > nice 1 v 1
Bourreau > liar
omega9112 > where?
omega9112 > i wanna join
Bourreau > don't bother I got him
Bourreau > his friend was too late
omega9112 > what bout you and me?
Bourreau > this just proves what people say about you russians
omega9112 > what u on
omega9112 > come on lets fight
Bourreau > srry m8 its 6am here
Bourreau > time for bed
omega9112 > what bout the the guys friend
omega9112 > where is he?
Bourreau > use your scanner
omega9112 > i could have some fun
omega9112 > normal onbaord one?
Bourreau > yea man
omega9112 > scanning
Bourreau > he left, you're too slow
omega9112 > shi
omega9112 > shit
omega9112 > i only pick up cosmic anomaly
omega9112 > no pships
Bourreau > good luck man, you might want to learn the scanner a bit
Bourreau > its very helpful
omega9112 > np
omega9112 > thanks
Bourreau > sure thing
Bourreau > just call me the helpful pirate
omega9112 > haha

The Evidence

Pew pew pew

2010-05-04T23:18:00.000-07:00

I can't promise any eve related content, but there are more (space) boats...

Moar Boats

2010-03-07T16:21:00.000-08:00

Doin' Stuff, and stuff

2010-02-25T22:15:00.000-08:00

So, as you may have noticed, I've been taking a little break from eve and consequently this blog. Activities outside the world of computer simulated space combat have taken their inevitable toll on my posting.

Fear not!

I have some fun goodies to share from my time on the warm bosoms of academia: I've been learning to use Maya. Below are a couple of my creations:

Feel free to post suggestions for names or any fluff you can think up for these purdy spaceships.

Don't you have Blogs to write?

2010-01-31T05:52:00.000-08:00

Bourreau > :D
Bourreau > nice
The Kovenant > What are you grinning about?
Bourreau > just smiling
Bourreau > being happy
Bourreau > all that stuff
Bourreau > you guys are fun
Bourreau > I like you
The Kovenant > Like what?
The Kovenant > Don't you have Blogs to write?
Bourreau > sometimes I do
Bourreau > waiting for the sisters probes
Bourreau > please don't disappoint
killer chick > shut your slut mouth
Tallon Greer > ^
Bourreau > Kovenant is much nicer than you chick
Bourreau > you should take a lesson from him
killer chick > 1v1?
Bourreau > later
Bourreau > while you sleep ;)
killer chick > oh?
Bourreau > ;)
killer chick > i'll go fit a frig
killer chick > 1v1?
Bourreau > I was having a nice chat with Kovenant before you decided to be rude
killer chick > i need to give you guys something to blog about
The Kovenant > Lol Nice chat? I was only going to Ease the Brutality a little bit
The Kovenant > With no Lube ofcourse
Bourreau > hehe
Bourreau > of course
Bourreau > manly style
The Kovenant > Yep! And yooooour the catcher
Bourreau > catcher?
Bourreau > thats new
The Kovenant > I try to mess around with it a little ya know?
The Kovenant > Jeeze! 09 character
Bourreau > Kovenant you really shouldn't associate with these bad men
Bourreau > imo
The Kovenant > Reason?
Bourreau > I think you know why

Spectre's "Quitting" Eve Again

2010-01-18T15:15:00.000-08:00

Unsettling news of late; though perhaps not unexpected. Considering his prolonged absence from the game this announcement makes perfect sense. I can completely understand getting tired of Eve from time to time and there are far too many games to stay with one forever. Lets hope he tires of his other electronic strumpets soon.

Have a nice break Spec. It was nice to meet you.

wut?

2010-01-15T04:10:00.000-08:00

I'm trying to decide if this is more minmatar or thundercats. Either way its pretty ridiculous.

Wherein the gang ransoms an Astarte

2010-01-10T03:39:00.000-08:00

EVE System > Channel MOTD: Hello, one or more members of The Tuskers are prepared to destroy your vessel. Should you wish to pay a ransom to save your ship, please do the following immediately:

1. Turn off all modules (including guns, missile turrets, webbers, scrams, etc.) and recall all drones. Stop your ship.

2. From the time a ransom amount appears below, you will have 30 seconds to pay the amount specified. Right-click the picture of the pirate stating our demands and select "give money" to do this.

If you do not comply immediately, we will re-open fire on your vessel. If we get nervous for any reason we will re-open fire on your vessel.

Suleiman Shouaa > Hi
Captain Organs > hi
Suleiman Shouaa > 250m for your ship to get out alive
Captain Organs > how do I know I'll get out?
Suleiman Shouaa > We have a code of conduct
Ronan Jacques > Tusker honor guarantees this
Suleiman Shouaa > Pay to me please.
Ronan Jacques > drones are keeping your tank stressed, you will be released upon payment
Captain Organs > kk
Captain Organs > I pay
Captain Organs > ent
Captain Organs > Sent*
Novantco > thanks
Ronan Jacques > thank you, point released
Suleiman Shouaa > Free to go
Captain Organs > Pleasure doing business lads. O.o
Avan Sercedos > everybody should have dropped point off of you
Suleiman Shouaa > No worries :)
Captain Organs > o7
Ronan Jacques > warp off soon plz ;D
Ronan Jacques > o7

The rook was not so lucky.

SING OR YOU WALK THE PLANK

2010-01-08T19:09:00.000-08:00

2. From the time a ransom amount appears below, you will have 30 seconds to pay the amount specified. Right-click the picture of the pirate stating our demands and select "give money" to do this.
If you do not comply immediately, we will re-open fire on your vessel. If we get nervous for any reason we will re-open fire on your vessel.

Suleiman Shouaa > OR YOU SING
Carlowe > ok i have
Suleiman Shouaa > OR YOU WALK THE PLANK
Carlowe > all i have are frigates
Suleiman Shouaa > YOU HAVE MONEY?
Suleiman Shouaa > YOU GOT ANY DANCERS?
Carlowe > no
Suleiman Shouaa > I NEED TO CALM DOWN
Carlowe > :(
Carlowe > i wish
Suleiman Shouaa > OK
Pajama Sam > Pay suleiman 5 mil nao!
Suleiman Shouaa > YOU SING A SONG IN LOCAL
Suleiman Shouaa > OR I WILL DESTROY YOU
Suleiman Shouaa > AND EAT YOUR SOUL
Carlowe > wait
Yahrr > waaaaaaaaaiiittt!
Carlowe > i dont have 5 mil
Carlowe > or a mike
Noir Avlaa > Who's mike!?
Pajama Sam > SING A SONG IN LOCAL
Noir Avlaa > I want to meet this mike!
Suleiman Shouaa > YOU WILL TYPE OUT A SONG IN LOCAL
Suleiman Shouaa > OR I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
Carlowe > what song?
Yahrr > and maybe we even stamp on it
Suleiman Shouaa > YMCA
Carlowe > idk the lyrics
Pajama Sam > GOOGLE IT
Commoner > YMC....YMCA....LALALALLALLALAL LALALLALAL LALALALLALLALLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAA YMCA
Suleiman Shouaa > YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMMENCE THE SINGING
Carlowe > kk
Noir Avlaa > WHY EM SEE AY
Suleiman Shouaa > OR THE SOUL HARVESTING WILL BEGIN
Carlowe > D:
Yahrr > http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Y-M-C-A-lyrics-Village-People/33E3D31BDDCE747748256DF20009B2A5
Pajama Sam > http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Y-M-C-A-lyrics-Village-People/33E3D31BDDCE747748256DF20009B2A5
Noir Avlaa > http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Y-M-C-A-lyrics-Village-People/33E3D31BDDCE747748256DF20009B2A5
Pajama Sam > ^ HIT THAT SHIT UP

EVE System > Homo Hominis was kicked from the channel by Suleiman Shouaa. Effective until 2010.01.09 01:07:50.

Commoner > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k
Pajama Sam > http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Y-M-C-A-lyrics-Village-People/33E3D31BDDCE747748256DF20009B2A5
Carlowe > btw thanks
Suleiman Shouaa > COMMENCE QUICKLY
Suleiman Shouaa > SOUL HARVESTING OCCURING NOW
Carlowe > i opened up lyrics ad saw some nice rack
Carlowe > oki okim going
Pajama Sam > lol
Pajama Sam > you died
Suleiman Shouaa > HURRY UP
Commoner > awww =(
Pajama Sam > just kidding
Suleiman Shouaa > SING
Suleiman Shouaa > LOUDER
Suleiman Shouaa > FASTER
zombiedeadhead > You idnt die, you levelled up, congratulations
Pajama Sam > ding! grats!
Yahrr > \o/
Novantco > You have evolved congrats
Carlowe > you killed me
Pajama Sam > no we didn't
Carlowe > im dead
Pajama Sam > You self-destructed.
Suleiman Shouaa > THE BLOOD GOD FORCED MY HAND
Suleiman Shouaa > HE WAS NOT SATED
Novantco > YOu are now a balbasaur weel done!
Bourreau > OH SNAP!?
Suleiman Shouaa > YOU ARE TO BLAME FOR THIS
Pajama Sam > Wha? Carlowe is evolving!
Suleiman Shouaa > I WILL CRUSH YOUR SKULL AND EAT YOUR SOUL
Carlowe > .........
Carlowe > what ships were you guys in?
Bourreau > sulei you so silly
Novantco > A charizard
Suleiman Shouaa > We were SUPER effective
Pajama Sam > Unicorns
Bourreau > squirtle

EVE System > Carlowe was kicked from the channel by Suleiman Shouaa. Effective until 2010.01.09 01:12:36.

In which cheers were offered.

2010-01-07T21:20:00.000-08:00

BigNtall > "Combat Boosters - Guarunteed to Make your Hair 10% thicker and your Teeth 12% Whiter" This Message brought to you by the Interstellar Drug Agency
EVE System > Channel changed to Hevrice Local Channel
capntrips > oh fuck me
capntrips > I need to stop drinking and playing eve
Bourreau > gf
capntrips > travelling just doens't suit me
capntrips > ha
capntrips > seriousyl?
capntrips > you call that a fight?
capntrips > nice catch tho
Bourreau > duck hunt maybe
capntrips > my own damn fault
capntrips > was packin' a bowl
capntrips > lol
Bourreau > srry man, come back and I'll give you a 1v1 in frigs or somethin
Bourreau > if you like
capntrips > ha
capntrips > you got your catch man
Bourreau > kk
capntrips > take it, be proud
Bourreau > please come again
Bourreau > :D
capntrips > lool
capntrips > I was on my way to null sec
capntrips > I've done this before
capntrips > haha
Bourreau > fly reckless o/
Bourreau > errr wreckless
capntrips > you know I do
Bourreau > ;)
capntrips > did the cloak survive?
Bourreau > nope
capntrips > sheety
Bourreau > I'ma smoke a bowl for you trips
capntrips > haha
Bourreau > in your honor
capntrips > cheers man
Bourreau > cheers

The Evidence.

2010-01-07T19:17:00.000-08:00

AAAAHH, you gonna take me home tonight?
AAAAHH, down beside that red firelight;
are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.

The Vigil: Deadly Space Utensil

2010-01-07T03:18:00.000-08:00

Staring down the barrel of my rusty spork of doom at 3 kilometers a second must be a terrifying experience for your average noob in a moa.

Hardly noticing the red name pop up on his overview our noob becomes alarmed when the evil pirate begins firing on him. At this point the hunt is over and the gank squad drops in to finish the job.

And with that a man is redeemed for his follies.

Oh Shit (I forgot)

2010-01-06T16:16:00.000-08:00

Heres my belated plug for the Eve Online Blogroll. Thanks for adding me Kinux.

New Years Day

2010-01-01T18:00:00.000-08:00

Resolutions:
Renovate the upstairs bathroom.
More lead in my diet; less babies.
Vengeance against my enemies.
Take granny for a nice holiday.

ITS THE LAW

2009-12-28T19:12:00.000-08:00

EVE System > Channel MOTD: Hello, one or more members of The Tuskers are prepared to destroy your vessel. Should you wish to pay a ransom to save your ship, please do the following immediately:
1. Turn off all modules (including guns, missile turrets, webbers, scrams, etc.) and recall all drones. Stop your ship.
2. From the time a ransom amount appears below, you will have 30 seconds to pay the amount specified. Right-click the picture of the pirate stating our demands and select "give money" to do this.
If you do not comply immediately, we will re-open fire on your vessel. If we get nervous for any reason we will re-open fire on your vessel.

Romeo Blakstorm > hi
Romeo Blakstorm > do you have the required paperwork ?
Romeo Blakstorm > we need to check if you have paid the mining tax
Romeo Blakstorm > hello Drecdar?
Drecdar > well Im completly new to this game so I have no idea
Romeo Blakstorm > ok bare with me
Romeo Blakstorm > did you speak to Sheriff Jolo about mining in Hevrice?
Drecdar > no
Romeo Blakstorm > oh -- well you need to pay us 2 million isk and we let you go home safe
Drecdar > I do not have that kind of money, and I didn't mine anything
Romeo Blakstorm > these are Heritage asteroids - protected by law.
Romeo Blakstorm > well .....
Drecdar > I wasn't aware of that.
Romeo Blakstorm > I'm afraid we have to uphold the law in this instance
Drecdar > I see
Romeo Blakstorm > next time please have the documents handy and we don't need to be so strict
Drecdar > Of course, thank you sir

EVE System > Drecdar was kicked from the channel by Romeo Blakstorm. Effective until 2009.12.29 02:15:32, Reason: "No mining tax payment ".

Jin EnTonik > worries me when they're that polite....

Meat Gangbang Extravaganza

2009-12-25T18:54:00.000-08:00

The gimmick only lasted a few months before he split from Terri after Terri saw Meat kissing Marianna, Terri's nemesis, on the Titantron. This led to her and Chaz attacking Meat. In the next couple of weeks Meat reverted to using his real name.
He had a brief feud early fall of 1999. That is how Angle defeated Stasiak in his in-ring debut.

Nothing Lasts Forever

2009-12-21T23:59:00.000-08:00

Luck is a fickle mistress. Despite all the precautions I mentioned in my last post I knew my luck would run out eventually. When I wrote that post I had hoped it would be later rather than sooner but things don't always turn out as one hopes. Earlier this evening (or morning depending where you live) my beloved jag was atomized by a rather tricky hurricane. It was pretty clear he was waiting for just such an occasion. He was hanging around some belts, clearly enticing the arrayed fleet to come and get him.

Unfortunately I offered to make the tackle, playing right into his hands. His 'cane fit neuted and webbed me, which is pretty normal, to the extent that I could not gain range by the time I was completely capped. Struggling to gain transversal I popped just as the cavalry arrived.

Farewell noble beast, I will never forget you.

Lucky Bastard

2009-12-20T01:33:00.000-08:00

I just knocked on wood, picked a four leaf clover and killed a rabbit for its foot. Been a hell of a ride and its only getting better.

Old man star can be a lot of fun. There are plenty of ships around to shoot at and be shot by and of course the inevitable question of who's baiting whom. After some initial successes it was put forth that we try oms with our frigate heavy gang. What the hell, I thought. Why not? I can't fly the same ship forever.

The gang found a few ships initially. Surprisingly there were two dramiels. We happened upon them several times but couldn't engage them as their pilots skillfully kept more than 20km away and at extreme speed.

There were a few ganks as well, nothing really worth mentioning. Someone spotted a ship inside the faction war mission that had sprung up. After an initial failed tackle we set a bait at the complex.

As anyone knows once you set a bait in old man star you can expect something to come and bite. In this case the something came in the form of a hurricane and vagabond. This combination proved lethal to our frigates and eventually the bait itself, which happened to be the largest ship we had brought.

Somehow I managed to burn out to 20km from the cane and vaga with my afterburner and warp out with around 1/4 shield remaining. My guess is they were preoccupied eating the bait.
Dodged that bullet.

Then today whilst scouting out some lowsec systems I had an unfortunate run in with a crow at a gate camp. He pointed me before I could warp and I was forced to burn back to the gate and escape the massive gank squad in structure.

Rarrrr!

2009-12-16T02:35:00.000-08:00

'A Whaling We Shall Go'

2009-12-13T14:43:00.000-08:00

I find it difficult to fully appreciate the irony of naming an orca "Free Willie". What a terrible movie. Future generations will trace the decline of western civilization to it's release. It should come as no surprise that only a truly deranged or idiotic individual would name his ship such.

However, it takes a truly special mind to blindly fly that same orca through lowsec. Looking back its hard for me to say whether our victim was simply mind-bending-ly daft or harbored more bizarre motivations. I believe its safe to say we did as he asked and freed willie from its mortal coil.

Glory goes to Egret for the smack down.

Suddenly Tuskers

2009-12-09T23:52:00.000-08:00

Ninjapirate hybrids? Quantum death rays?

Best to get it in check, holmes.

Get it in check. Yarr?

Good

2009-12-08T16:41:00.000-08:00

It seems the madness of constantly resetting my glitchy cache is over. CCP fixed the error (according to them) with this last patch.

Hurrah!

Glitches Suck

2009-12-06T02:25:00.000-08:00

The other day I was flying back from Jita and messing with my people/places menu when the game crashed. When I started it back up my character would not load and instead the progress bar taunted me from the finished position but never fully loaded.

After informing ccp, who evidently know about this issue, I followed their recommendation and reset the games cache. Now I could at least load the character but with all my overview settings changed to default. I kept the original settings backed up but who knows if I can ever use them again. For now everything is new and in a way that's refreshing.

Sort of.

GODDAMM!

2009-12-04T09:36:00.000-08:00

Oh it was all too obvious what was going on. Somehow I didn't care.

I was out on an errand in Oulletta and had just undocked from station to see a little flashy red friend targeting me. Outlaw: check. Punisher: check. No doubt this pilot was far older than me but I've been feeling more confident with my abilities behind a rifter. What the hell, I can take this guy.

So we begin the doom spiral that is frigate combat. Immediately I begin flying away from him in a tight arc. My shields are dipping and his web is not helping my situation. Slowly I gain range on the punisher, autocannons blasting away the whole time, melting his armor. At around 8km I am not longer taking damage and the kiting process is complete. He dips under 50% armor.

At about this time I notice two more flashy playmates appear on the overview.

Crap.

Still blasting the punisher I'm now frantically trying to align although it would make no difference. The wolf and stabber fleet that just arrived finish the punishers work, vaporizing me in a matter of seconds. Somehow my pod does not warp despite my spamming and that goes too in another instant. Oh well.

I suppose I should give mine enemies props for a trap well sprung but all I really want is that punisher. They could get me afterward but that kill would be sweet.

The Evidence

Tracking Enhancers!

2009-12-03T18:30:00.000-08:00

Sometimes an engagement at range can be frustrating because it gives your opponent the opportunity to escape before you can point them. Luckily thespore was looking for a fight.

Tooling around in Adirain today I happened upon another rifter pilot. After some scanner foreplay I warped to the belt nearest to him. Moments later he warped in near the center of the asteroids, about 60km from me. I began kiting him.

With the recent changes to tracking enhancers they become extremely useful for ranged combat. Thespore and I had relatively conventional rifters: his the armor buffer variety and mine the shield buffer.

What threw the fight for him was my tracking enhancer. Through some careful manual kiting I managed to totally reduce his shields before he could catch up to me. Once he got into web range the enhancer helped track him as he orbited my webbed ship.

When he popped I was a little under 50% shield. Not bad at all.

Killmail

Dominion: First Thoughts

2009-12-02T16:50:00.000-08:00

1. Really glad I invested in faction ships.

2. Still miffed AF's get no afterburner bonus (someday).

3. Minmatar are awesome.

4. Sparklies!

5. Might be a good time to raid nullsec?
______________________________________

That is all.

Edward Teach: a.k.a. Blackbeard the Pirate

2009-11-23T20:27:00.000-08:00

Blackbeard is often regarded as the archetypal image of the seafaring pirate. He often fought, or simply has been shown, wearing a big feathered tricorn, and having multiple swords, knives, and pistols at his disposal. It was reported that, during battle, he wore lit matches woven into his enormous black beard to intimidate his enemies.

He would plunder merchant ships, forcing them to allow his crew to board their ship. The pirates would then seize all of the valuables, food, liquor, and weapons. Despite his ferocious reputation, there are no verified accounts of him actually killing anyone. He deliberately cultivated his barbaric reputation, and so could prevail by terror alone. It was far more profitable to plunder without a fight at all.

Blackbeard's chief claim to fame is his blockade of Charleston, South Carolina. In approximately late May 1718, Blackbeard entered the mouth of Charleston harbour with the Queen Anne's Revenge and three lighter vessels. He plundered five merchant freighters attempting to enter or leave the port. No other vessels could transit the harbour for fear of encountering the pirate squadron.

Aboard one of the ships that Blackbeard captured in the harbor mouth was a group of prominent Charleston citizens, including Samuel Wragg. Blackbeard held these hostages for ransom, making an unusual demand: a chest of medicine. He sent a deputation ashore to negotiate this ransom.

Due partly to his envoys' preference for carousing rather than bargaining, the ransom took some days to be delivered, and Blackbeard evidently came close to murdering his prisoners. Eventually, the medicines were turned over, and Blackbeard released the hostages, without their clothing, but otherwise unharmed. Blackbeard's whole squadron then escaped northward.

This man is sad.

Having accepted a pardon, Teach had apparently retired from piracy. Nevertheless, Governor Alexander Spotswood of Virginia became concerned that the notorious freebooter lived nearby. Spotswood decided to eliminate Blackbeard, even though he lived outside of Spotswood's jurisdiction, and offered a reward for his head.

When they came upon Blackbeard's Adventure, they were hit with a devastating broadside attack. Midshipman Hyde, captain of the smaller Jane, was killed along with six other men. Ten men were also wounded in the surprise attack. The sloop fell astern and was little help in the following action. Maynard continued his pursuit in Ranger, managing to blast the Adventure's rigging, forcing it ashore. Maynard ordered many of his crew into the holds and readied to be boarded. As his ship approached, Blackbeard saw the mostly empty decks, assumed it was safe to board, and did so with ten men. Blackbeard's assault was preceded by several grenades made by filling rum bottles with gunpowder. Broken glass swept the deck and gunpowder smoke obscured Maynard's view of Blackbeard's boarders.

Despite the best efforts of the pirates (including a desperate plan to blow up the Adventure), Teach was killed, and the battle ended. Teach was reportedly shot five times and stabbed more than twenty times before he died and was decapitated. Legends about his death immediately sprang up, including the oft-repeated claim that Teach's headless body, after being thrown overboard, swam between 2 and 7 times around the Adventure before sinking.

Teach's head was placed as a trophy on the bowsprit of the ship (it was also required by Maynard to claim his prize when he returned home). Despite the sheer terror of the battle with the pirates and the wounds that the crew received, Maynard received only a meagre prize of £100 from Spotswood.

(Source)

OMG SO SWEXY

2009-11-21T16:02:00.000-08:00

I just couldn't help myself. Granted, I won't be flying it for awhile but its gonna be a mean son-of-a-bitch when I finally do.

So how to fit this little beast? When Dominion comes the firetail will be significantly boosted and become a mixture of wolf and jaguar, albeit an expensive one at around 35mil.

It is still very fast, despite losing its speed bonus in favor of damage, and outperforms the Wolf and Jaguar with 410m/s base speed. Its new bonus and slot layout have made me quite happy: 20% Projectile damage per lvl minny frig and 3-4-3 slots allowing for a shield tank and tackle. The changes put the firetail's dps around the level of a Jaguar.

The changes make this ship incredibly flexible like the Jaguar. You have the option to sport a mwd and artillery/missile with some ewar (tracking disruptor or sensor damp would both be good options) or Autocannons and a utility high (nos, neut, rocketlauncher). With the short ranged firetail you have a choice between shield or armor tank, with armor allowing extra tackle/ewar/cap options and shield giving you the speed and gankiness of gyro's and (the new) awesomeness of tracking enhancers. With the ranged version shield tank is preferable to keep you nimble and allow for maximum gank.

From my above hypotheses I see this firetail fulfilling essentially the same roles as a Jaguar. It lacks the higher resists of an Assault Ship but compensates with significantly greater speed and damage. For a slightly higher price tag the Firetail gives slightly better performance.

Also it looks fuckin' amazing.

(Source)

Henry Morgan: Pirate King

2009-11-19T20:10:00.000-08:00

Continuing my retrospective of pirate history I bring you a chapter from the life of one of histories most illustrious and notorious pirates, Captain Henry Morgan.

Buccaneer and pirate, admiral and general, country gentleman and planter, custos and judge of the court of Vice-Admiralty, governor and knight all are titles held by Morgan during his colourful lifetime.

Jamaica in the second half of the 17th century was a pirate haven. Known for plunder and trade, the island's port town of Port Royal (aptly located at the entry to Kingston Harbour) was home to many of these "brethren of the coast".
It was at that time that one pirate in particular rose to prominence the Welshman, Henry Morgan. Famed for his exploits on what was known as the Spanish Main (today called South America) Morgan seemed larger than life. Although accounts place him as being of average height and build, there was nothing average about his leadership abilities or his charisma, however.

It is not surprising that history regards him as a pirate king, referring to him as the greatest buccaneer of them all (although most likely forerunners of the pirates, the two terms are used somewhat interchangeably).

According to noted Jamaican historian, Clinton Black, Morgan was "more than a buccaneer captain. The same man who could swear and curse and drink and whore with the best of them in many a den of murder, or lead a bunch of desperadoes for miles through hostile jungles and fever-ridden swamps...was also to prove an astute politician with a breadth of vision far, far beyond that of the men he drew to him with his rare magnetism".

If you'd like to learn more about this badass mofo check out the link:
Source

I always liked him

2009-11-18T23:32:00.000-08:00

Spectre in his awkward years.

Spectre's Blog

Buccaneer Lifestyle

2009-11-18T17:23:00.000-08:00

A bit of historical background on "Buccaneers":

A hundred years before the French Revolution, the buccaneer companies were run on lines in which liberty, equality and fraternity were the rule, ~~although only for white members of the crew~~
(for shame!). In a buccaneer ship, the captain was elected and could be deposed by the votes of the crew. The crew, and not the captain, decided the destination of each voyage and whether to attack a particular ship. The buccaneers' democratic model was adopted by many later pirate crews.

Spoils were evenly divided into shares; the captain received an agreed amount for the ship, plus a portion of the share of the prize money, usually five or six shares. Crews generally had no regular wages, being paid only from their shares of the plunder, a system called "no purchase, no pay" by Modyford or "no prey, no pay" by Exquemelin. There was a strong esprit de corps among buccaneers. This, combined with overwhelming numbers, allowed them to win sea battles and shore raids. There was also, for some time, a social insurance system guaranteeing compensation for battle wounds at a worked-out scale.

(Source)

Tuskers...

2009-11-17T23:51:00.001-08:00

...every last one of them.

Well they gave us everything for bending the mind
And we cleaned out their pockets and we drank ’em blind
It’s a long way to the finish so don’t get left behind
By those horsemen

- The Clash

(Source)

How about a snack?

2009-11-16T20:05:00.001-08:00

Would you like yours rare or well done?

Ingredients

* 3 carrots, peeled and cut into thirds
* 3 ribs celery, peeled and cut into thirds
* 3 onions, peeled and cut into quarters
* 1 (3 1/2 to 4 pound) baby, rinsed and patted dry
* 1 1/2 tablespoons salt
* 2 teaspoons cracked white pepper
* 1 lemon, halved
* 2 fresh bay leaves
* 6 cloves garlic, roughly chopped
* 4 sprigs rosemary, roughly chopped, plus 1 tablespoon for gravy
* 2 tablespoons olive oil
* 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, at room temperature
* 1 cup chicken stock
* 2 tablespoons roasted garlic
* 1 cup dry white wine

Directions

Preheat the oven to 500 degrees F.

In a 9 by 13-inch roasting pan, add the carrots, celery and onions. Season the baby both inside and out with the salt and white pepper. Squeeze the lemon halves over the baby and place the rinds inside the cavity. Place the bay leaves inside the cavity. In a small bowl, combine the garlic, rosemary, olive oil and butter. Rub the baby both inside and out with the garlic rosemary blend and place in the roasting pan.

Place the pan in the oven and roast the baby for 40 to 50 minutes, or until the juices run clear. To test this, insert a thermometer in the thickest part of a leg. It should register at 160 degrees internal temperature. Remove the baby from the oven and allow to cool for 10 to 15 minutes before carving.

Pour off excess fat from pan and return to heat. Whisk in baby stock, roasted garlic, white wine and chopped rosemary, scraping up the bits on the bottom of pan. Bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer. Reduce gravy by half, until thickened.

Serve baby with gravy on the side.

(Edit: substitute baby for chicken: recipe).

This guy I killed

2009-11-16T14:11:00.000-08:00

Reaching back to my time in Curse of the Nazghorn I present you with Ryddic, a rather unctuous interceptor pilot(?):

Bourreau > yes?
Ryddic > you no give me 40 milion
Bourreau > hahaha
Ryddic > cost for me interceptor
Ryddic > my alleans
Ryddic > declar war vs your corp
Ryddic > XD
Ryddic > ahaha???
Ryddic > wath??
Ryddic > i is ceo for me alleans
Ryddic > ahahah no vs me
Ryddic > you win
Ryddic > good
Ryddic > give me 40 milion
Ryddic > o 24 hours and your corp is deads
Bourreau > wars are cool
Ryddic > 40 no
Ryddic > 30
Ryddic > sorry no 40 30 milion
Ryddic > fast
Bourreau > lol
Bourreau > go ahead
Ryddic > lol???
Bourreau > we like wars
Ryddic > but is noob o idiot
Ryddic > mother focker
Ryddic > fast give me 30 milion o declar wars vs you

Still waiting for that war declaration...Did I mention hes Italian?

(Also, apologies to everyone I hot linked in there...:\)
____________________________________________________

I'll end this post with a joke you've probably heard:

Q. Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottomed boats?
A. So they can steer clear of the old Italian Navy.

Pirate Food Pyramid

2009-11-15T21:51:00.001-08:00

I think its pretty self explanatory.

Plundering of the Astarte

2009-11-15T17:54:00.001-08:00

The autumn space breeze howled through the rigging of the pirate sloop One-Armed Shoemaker. On deck the crew raced furiously to adjust sails under the tyrannical bellowing of their unpleasantly bald-headed captain (who I heard smells terrible).

A second pirate sloop commanded by captain Kelshall bore alongside the Shoemaker as it sliced through the vacuum waves toward their mutual quarry. Just beyond them lay the prize they sought; a heavily armed Astarte warship.

Though the massive command ship outclassed the small vessels they did not slow their approach. The two sloops were merely the advance element of a larger pirate fleet and their purpose was singular: pin down the prey until the bulk of the fleet arrived to finish the job.

As the cutthroats pulled alongside they launched their tackle hooks into the Astarte’s mammoth gunwales and lit it up with 150mm Autocannons and nuclear warhead tipped rocket propelled grenades. Amazingly the huge vessel held firm under their terrible onslaught?

The Astarte’s own weapon systems activated but its long-range cannon were ineffective against the vastly more maneuverable sloops. As the behemoth angrily spun the remainder of the pirate fleet arrived and promptly delivered napalm death unto its pitiful seaman.

Although pirates are known for their discretion in ransoming a defeated foe they were content to watch this vessel burn. Much to their surprise a ‘Meditation’ medium armor repairer, whatever that is, was hoisted from the smoking wreck. This set the mates to rejoicing and much rum was consumed in celebration. To the west the setting sun slipped over the horizon.

Thus began another night of piracy on the high…space…seas.

The Prize

The Truth...

2009-11-15T01:57:00.001-08:00

As you can see I've got Spectre's back mhmmm.

The Pony Lover Himself

It begins

2009-11-15T01:19:00.000-08:00

That's right, I'm starting my own blog!

What a wonderful idea you must be saying to yourself. Why thank you, I feel the same way. You can look forward to all sorts of relevant and totally irrelevant stories/info/pornography/geography so come check me out. Chances are you can catch a hot bear ass or two.

Rarrrr.

Boo ya, first post beotches, get it while its hot.

The Bald Buccaneer

Tuskers Emblem

capntrips > eliptical orbit ftw

Tournament Rescheduled

TRI-FRIGATE TEAM TOURNAMENT

Assault Frigate Aftermath

This is it...

Assault Frigate Training

﻿Muad' Dib > you must be dangerous or something

Assault Ship Extravaganza!

KupoB > ok i`m create rifter for pvp

Skardo > you will meet again ))

capntrips > this carebear stuff is lame

Enigma: Jovian Frigate

mrNikto > See you... Ghosts... :)))))))

Exitiale > You know I enjoy tuskers, I realy do, long as its not in missions.

Ceci n'est pas une Dramiel

Bourreau > so piranha, we need to talk

Fleet Wolf Sighting

Wren O7 > lol what a fair fight

Tressin Khiyne > Bro, be sure to hold your breath

Taek'li > would you like to save your pod?

The Methatron > thank you so much

Battle Cruisin'

Grammar Pwn

*&#% Russians

Zen and the Exquisite Art of Frigate Dueling

What Strange Worlds

And We're Back...

Pew pew pew

Moar Boats

Doin' Stuff, and stuff

Don't you have Blogs to write?

Spectre's "Quitting" Eve Again

wut?

Wherein the gang ransoms an Astarte

SING OR YOU WALK THE PLANK

In which cheers were offered.

The Vigil: Deadly Space Utensil

Oh Shit (I forgot)

New Years Day

ITS THE LAW

Meat Gangbang Extravaganza

Nothing Lasts Forever

Lucky Bastard

Rarrrr!

'A Whaling We Shall Go'

Suddenly Tuskers

Good

Glitches Suck

GODDAMM!

Tracking Enhancers!

Dominion: First Thoughts

Edward Teach: a.k.a. Blackbeard the Pirate

OMG SO SWEXY

Henry Morgan: Pirate King

I always liked him

Buccaneer Lifestyle

Tuskers...

How about a snack?

This guy I killed

Pirate Food Pyramid

Plundering of the Astarte

The Truth...

It begins

Muad' Dib > you must be dangerous or something